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- flavorful
I'm curious to know what people name their networks at home. Are they funny? Inside jokes? Do they mean something?
I always laugh when someone from my MIS Department has to check why my computer won't connect at work and sees all the past networks I've been on. My friends had one called "Fuck Beans" which led the one guy to go, "I don't even want to know." Haha. Basically there was a network "Beans" that they used until he put up security.
I had "GO TEAM SHAKE!" for awhile but I just changed it to, "Poupée de cire, Poupée de son." Because it has the word poopie in it twice.
Any good ones?
- rson0
This is not a network name ... but a funny password name. So my girly booked some plane tickets online. Long story short something came up and she had to cancel them so she has to call up the airline (because she could not do it online for some reason). Anyway, I was sitting next to her, as she was talking to the airline, when they ask for her password. She studders a bit says "what... my password". She turns bright red and whispers "poopyhead" into the phone.
- kalkal0
Just "cacoe" someone around here calls theirs "shit face". Classy.
- rson0
oh yeah and i keep mine blank.
- MrOneHundred0
My secured wi-fi network is called “No Soup for You”. I never login myself because someone called “Netgear” always has theirs running and unsecured.
- haha!flashbender
- mine is called "the place to be"
hahaMeeklo
- mrdobolina0
ribshack
- zaq0
call it "CIA" and wait for intruders
- flashbender0
one of my neighbors is "Trogdor the Burnintor" which always makes me laugh
- burninating the villagers, in their thatched roof cottages!!!734
- quagmire0
we call ours Netgear
- Thanks dude! I’m in ur gearz stealin’ ur netz.MrOneHundred
- Studiospooky0
Poupée de cire, Poupée de son... Love that song.
- mimeartist0
When I was without broadband... I set up a wireless network with the same name as another one around where I was living with the hope they'd get annoyed, re-configure and drop the security on theirs.
- neue75_bold0
Ours is called 'Doug'
- max_prophet0
change the name to 'wash your shitty honda" or "lose weight fatty" or something on a personal level aimed at annoying neighbours.
On the off chance you dont have annoying neighbours I guess "your wife has nice tits' could work
- jaylarson0
I saw a wifi called Fuck Off. Of course it was locked...
- emecks0
Ours is called "GetTaeFuck"
I've seen one of the neighbours networks is called "Angie" so I'm thinking on changing mine to "Angie is a hackit bastart"
(I have no idea who Angie is)
- stupidresponse0
milo. named after the cat. i keep mine unsecured, but tie it to mac address, so people think they can connect but sit there forever and never get an IP. i hope it frustrates them. i am small in this way.
- cursiveshotgun0
Mine is named Sheldon, my neighbors have Millennium Falcon, Deathstar, and PornHaus
- flavorful0
hahah these are pretty good. I am always hesitant to put something, "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!" or something just outright vulgar.
- Jaline0
The people around here just name them after their own names. Or hockey players...
- quagmire0
i used to work for a company with greek gods as server names. our main file server was named apollo(world on his shoulders). inevitably, one day apollo crashed, seems he couldnt handle carrying all that weight.
- flavorful0
I think Apollo smitéd thine server for thoust confuséd him with Atlas.
- Who was a Titan furthermore...flavorful
- I've been doing that lately. This one named apollo, Office computer is named zues and yes, i spelled it wrong =(joyride
- my bad, yeah it was atlas. apollo had application, tech server was scylla, admin was hera. not all gods but the whole theme was there.quagmire