Worthless airport security
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- ********
I fucking hate airports, tsa and the public in general. Flying ranks up there with the DMV and the post office with me. Total hassle every time.
So then check this out:
http://www.latimes.com/news/loca…
they missed 75% of fake explosives. Security is a total fucking lame hassle, but I understand why it's necessary. But these assclowns are just waisting my time pretending to do security which totally pisses me off.
Dont make me strip down to my underware, take off my shoes, hairpiece and the fillings from my teeth then put it all on a conveyor belt so that you can totally ignore what passes by your little screen. totally worthless.
Most of the time at LAX, the TSA person is some bad attitute teenager more concerned with texting friends or playing grabass with each other than looking at passengers.
fuck you tsa.
- lvl_130
haha bad day at the airport by any chance?
lax sucks in general! everything about that place is annoying.
- k0na_an0k0
flying sucks.
whenever i fly i make it a point not to wear any accessory (belt, watch, rings etc) and i wear sandals so i don't have to take off my damn shoes and walk on the dirty floor.
and yes, 9 times out of 10 the guys working the gate are more concerned with the hot chicks going through than anything being put on the conveyor.
the last two times i flew in both cases that had ladies pulled aside that had to be in their 60s or 70s rifling through their bags. wtf. are you guys serious?
- flashbender0
Burbank!
Bob Hope Airport.
Much better than LAX
- TheBlueOne0
I just use my sash for ID and sail right through...
- ********0
it wasn't a bad day in particular, I just find flying to be one of the worst, most stressful things in my life.
Do security well or don't inconvenience me by pretending, that's the point
- ********0
ha, that's great BlueOne thanks
- TheBlueOne0
fuck you tsa.
fortified
(Oct 18 07, 12:51)Well, you're on the list NOW for sure. Don't you know they read the internets with big giant supercomputing brains and they write this shit down?
- lvl_130
look at the bright side though. it's still not as shitty as the milan airport!
i know you are talking about security but i'm going to generalize it a bit more and talk just about airports. they rank right up there with going to the dentist/doctor, waiting for elevators in large crowded corporate offices, and ralphs grocery store. they all suck!
- ********0
something tells me they cant even turn the internets on, let alone read it or make notes from it. totally worthless.
- mrdobolina0
A few weeks back I was wearing some sweet old high top adidas at the airport, all laced up by my nephew in the crazy way the kids lace them these days. It took me 3 minutes to remove my shoes at security. fuckers.
- marychain0
I think airports are lovely
- TheBlueOne0
"Hi Welcome to LAX, Airport Security Theater Will be starting in 5min at all Gates. If you wish to participate in our Theater Group performance, please leave your bags unattended, misplace your ID, or use the following phrases with our cast: "I am NOT a terrorist!", "Last time I checked this is still America!" "Yeah it's a fucking bomb! What are you a moron?". Enjoy your Time with us at the LAX TSA Security Theater."
- ********0
i brought my swiss knife on the plane last time. and i only found out i was carrying it when in line for the customs.. haha one of hose guys even saw me tuck it away, it least it seemed like it.
- lvl_130
dobs in line with these on:
'ummmm, hold on guys, it's going to be a second.'
'sir, you are going to have to hurry it up. there is a line of 700 people behind you.'
ummm, sonofabitch! yeah, hold on. how the hell did he tie these things?! damnit!
- mrdobolina0
exactly, lvl. When I got home I bought new shoelaces and went back to the old school.
- lvl_130
haha, nice!
- TheBlueOne0
Yeah Dobs..I don't wear any footgear with complicated laces and shit..gotta keep it simple, you know like these:
- mrdobolina0
ahhahaha, it must have been a trip being a roadie for merciful fate, blue-y.
- lvl_130
i keep it minimal. penny loafers sans pennies.
solid.
- TheBlueOne0
ahhahaha, it must have been a trip being a roadie for merciful fate, blue-y.
mrdobolina
(Oct 18 07, 13:24)Yeah, those upside down cross microphone stands were a bitch to get through security...