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- TheBlueOne
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com…
Fuckin' Texas.
- CALLES0
oh god
- jevad0
Pathetic
- ender790
i just read that. i (unfortunately) live in oklahoma, and i can attest to the fact that people here are (obviously) way too crazy about their football(s).
- CALLES0
i mean this are "grown men" that didn't even go to the universities.... idiots
- ********0
If he was a Michigan fan, he would of done it to himself.
- k0na_an0k0
*puts icepack on own balls because they started to hurt just reading that
- ender790
does it bother anyone else that this guy wore white shorts to a bar? does anyone find that odd?
- TheBlueOne0
Do you think the guy who shredded the other guys balls (I mean that was his opening move..no punches or anything, just jumps on the guy and shreds his balls...) will have a fun time in prison or what?
- dirtydesign0
Yeh. Whatever happened to a punch in the face??
I'd burn that guys house down, once my balls were back in my sack.
- mg330
LOL ender.
- ender790
if it's an oklahoma prison, he'll probably be regarded as a hero of some sort.
- ********0
I wish midwest and south would secede from the rest of the country. Let them have their strange, f-ed up world.
- harlequino0
"Thomas,..., is still recovering from his injuries but has returned to work as a meat cutter at a Sam's Club warehouse store."
You can't make that shit up, haha.
- Jaline0
hahahaha
- eb60
I thought I was the only one here from OK. My world just got a lot smaller.
- CALLES0
does it bother anyone else that this guy wore white shorts to a bar? does anyone find that odd?
ender79
(Sep 12 07, 08:11)lol
- CALLES0
he was asking for it... white shorts to a sports bar is a no no
- material-10
does it bother anyone else that this guy wore white shorts to a bar? does anyone find that odd?
ender79
(Sep 12 07, 08:11)after labor day? atrocious!
- ********0
Depends if it's a Bears sports bar.
- harlequino0
Especially wearing white after Labor Day.