Bitch
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- ********0
yeap
- 5timuli0
So, let me get this straight...
She was a billionaire ($2.5bn).
She left the following:
$12m to her dog, trouble.
$10m to her brother, Alvin.
$5m each to two grandchildren.
Two other grandchildren got nothing (for reasons 'known to them'.
$100k to her chauffer.
$3m for the upkeep of her and her husband's graves.That's $35.1m.
What's happening to the other $2.47bn? Am I missing something?
(I heard the $12m is to be buried with the dog when he dies.)
Helmsley should be dug up and shot. Then buried again, dug up and shot. Then cremated and pissed on.
- 5timuli0
My grammar is unforgivable in that last post.
*hangs head in shame*
- ********0
wheres that bitch gonna get buried? Im going gravediggin.
- lvl_130
wow! not even a pitty "i'd hit that"
post!she must be untouchable!
- Llyod0
she left the rest to her charitable trust. what a horrible person.
- Nairn0
I'd've hit her, lvl_13.
Literally.
Her dog'll do.
- Concrete0
I'd like to pull that dogs front legs apart until its sternum cracks.
- Jaline0
wtf....calm down
- Nairn0
Just occasionally, Ben, you reveal a little of a much darker side.
This is one of those times.
I'm going to go and stand over here, ok? *backs off a little
- kelpie0
nothing wrong with a bit of dog rippin, used to do it all the time when we were kids.
in mordor.
- Concrete0
*wipes brow
*straightens tie
*winks at Nairn
- vwsung18t0
mordor from lotr?
- Jaline0
getting frisky all of a sudden are we, concrete?
*watches American Psycho again
- kelpie0
mordor from lotr?
vwsung18t
(Aug 30 07, 06:33)nah, mordor from stoke on trent
- ********0
- Concrete0
*watches American Psycho again
Jaline
(Aug 30 07, 06:49)Jaline, are you always frisky?
- Jaline0
sorry, I'm too busy watching Christian Bale.
- harlequino0
Give him to Michael Vick?