Stretch the sack!
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- TheBlueOne
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/wa…
Good health to you! Long life! Stretch your sack.
- ian0
Yup.
I looked at the thread title and thought, theres a thread about nutsacks.
Then I thought, nah, cant be.
Then I clicked on the thread, wondered if I should open link.
Opened link.
Yup, theres a thread about nutsacks.
Sadly, as my nutsack is very dear to me, I couldn't read the article as the thought of stretching my nutsack was causing my eyes to water.
- robotron3k0
sack stretcher™
- TheBlueOne0
""It has taken the stiffness out of my entire body and improved my eyesight. Whenever I got tired during my magazine days, I'd really give my ball sack a good stretch," Inoma tells Asahi Geino. "From the time I started until now, I haven't had a single major illness. And that's despite smoking three packs of cigarettes and downing a bottle of shochu (potato-based, vodka-like liquor) every day. There's not a thing wrong with my liver or anything."
- ian0
those crazy Japanese. What will they think of next?
- Jaline0
Everything ian said, minus the last paragraph.
(or is it minus that?)
- e-pill0
get off my balls!!
- lvl_130
i don't beleive that at all!
*starts tugging
- lvl_130
i can't believe i still can't spell believe.
- TheBlueOne0
those crazy Japanese. What will they think of next?
ian
(Aug 17 07, 07:36)Kamikazees that we won't see coming apparently:
- PonyBoy0
this is something i've been doing for years during vegged-out TV watching...
... this could explain why I am so limber and why i'm so...
...
- TheBlueOne0
.. this could explain why I am so limber and why i'm so...
...
PonyBoy
(Aug 17 07, 07:43)Virile!! You was goin' say Virile weren't you!!
- visualplane_0
Can we up it a notch, and have some chick gargle our balls?
- Jaline0
jevad has some nice stories to tell y'all
- e-pill0
Jaline..its more funny that you are mentioning funny stories about jevards ball sack...
vp_ i dont know about you but gargle balls?? are yours made out of iron??
i dont even want the slightest wind brazing my balls, let alone sharp teeth...
GET OFF MY BALLS!!!
- M0NEYCIDE0
it's true so many men these days are literally tight asses. your asshole is connected to your chota by a big muscle that goes to you dick and balls. a good chunk of your cock is inside your body so stretching and pulling brings this out (making your schlong bigger) increasing blood flow, releasing the tension in the chota muscle that ultimatly goes right up your spine to your brain making everyone happy. :D
- TheBlueOne0
WTF is a chota?
- blaw0
i started stretching just north of sackville and haven't gotten a damn thing accomplished since.
- M0NEYCIDE0
the area between your asshole and balls
http://www.urbandictionary.com/d…
there's a muscle there that's like the most important sex muscle, same thing that you use to piss. strengthen and stretch and relax this muscle leads to better longer sex basically. it's all connected to your balls and dick and asshole. this is the sort of shit they don't teach you.
- harlequino0
"Miss Phuket Ikebukuro Higashi, a Thai-style massage parlor in Tokyo, offers a testicle massage additional option to its 1-hour massage sessions.
It's proving to be popular."Hahahaha
- lvl_130
dr. dre MONEYCIDE-tells it like it is.
bitches! :D