You're the internet wizard...
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- Jaline0
well, he's definitely more advanced than most of the people I know.
- k0na_an0k0
lol Point5!
thankfully my dad is pretty good with computers, but i still find myself giving them 'the talk' everytime i'm out there.
me: ok. now i'm just saying. you guys know that ebay, paypal, your bank, whatever will never send you emails asking for you to update your account info correct?
them: yes son.
me: ok. and you know that if you ever do need to update that info go to the site and login right? and always, when you type in your banks address look it over carefully before entering in your info just to be sure.
them: yes son.
then it always dawns on me, that these closely resembled 'the talk' they used to give me about sex.
them: ok, now doug, we're just saying. if you ever do have sex please wear a condom. or, if you're ever out drinking you can call us for a ride.
me: yes.
crazyness.
- ********0
I still help out my family, but I need to take sedatives before hand.
Friends.... Different story. One buddy was just so bone headed and like a tortoise on prozac. Non stop harassment, I did all I could.
So, I used my last resort which is Defcon 4. I Im'ed him this link while he was at work that totally freezes your machine, Pops up hundreds of porn windows while the audio blares " I am looking at gay Porn ! I am looking at gay Porn!".
he got the point.
- Nairn0
heh, morilla, I did that to a friend years ago. Problem was, he claimed that he'd clicked the link whilst he had work on his screen, so I ballsed it up for him, though I think he was just spoiling my fun.
Same friend (who's an anally retentive twat) took it upon himself to 'tidy up' the system files in his new computer from Windows Explorer. He deleted loads of 'unimportant' stuff he 'never used' and created special folders for all the other things he didn't like.
It took all I had to stop from laughing at him when he meekly phoned for further help, wondering why his computer wouldn't boot back up.
- OSFA0
them: ok, now doug, we're just saying. remember you are a very special boy, who is very beautiful inside, no matter what everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY says, we love you very much. Please don't play or touch yourself during lunch, other people find it offensive, we don't mind, but people do. Specially girls...no, don't make faces, girls are nice, they like boys, they won't laugh at you all the time either, just be yourself. Now... kona stop playing with yourself dammit!!! As I was saying, the kind man that always gives you candy and takes you to see his toys is no good, please stop going to his house voluntarily...
Honey, do you understand all this? Are you ok? you want more pudding?me: yes.
crazyness.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 15 07, 09:19)I know...
- ********0
hahahah, yeah Nairn. He claimed the his machine just shut down, but I knew others that worked in his office and everyone was dying at the spectacle.
- k0na_an0k0
osfa. they gave me that talk much later in life.
when i was 28.
- OSFA0
hahaha
- frankiefido0
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