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For all my fans, I wrote this tight ass rhyme to share with my fans all the time
Clickity clack, Dak is back
with a whole new story to tell about that
it all started one day with three bitches in the office
3 hot ass blondes that know how to start thisOne named donna who is crazy as fuck
her boyfriend is smarter than a duck
they're building a house that is going to be big
she is going to be queen of the hill you know who it is
DoooooonnnnnnnaThe other named amie
who is a total freak
she walks around the office in bear feet
she is like did i really say that man
everything ends in a question
and get a tan
then she bounces on out at 5 oclock
i love my boy erik he rocksthen there is katy who is loud as fuck
she loves harry potter like her brother chuck
everyday i hear about gigglemore man
another harry potter character
im going to lose my mind stan
I just dont get it
he has magic wands and shit
flies around on a carpet
and battles with twits
but thats what they love
and thats ok ok man
fly off like a dove
ill miss ya stanNow its finally whats DAK is all about
its a 3 layered sandwich that melts in your mouth
with extra mayo and all that shit
ill miss these girls its going to be a trip
- ********0
Did son just pwned ... again?
- neue75_bold0
I met you at JC Penny
I think you're nametag said Jenny
I could step to you with a fresh pack of gumrand
(a long time ago)
- barbtastic0
rand = beck
- ********0
cd coming out at the end of the month
- k0na_an0k0
cd coming out at the end of the month
epete22
(Aug 8 07, 12:37)good. i need a coaster for my desk.
;)
- OSFA0
damn epete, you are an idiot.
- ********0
ill be siging autographs at greenhill mall till 4pm tomorrow
- ********0
osfa just because you arnt a word slayer like me, i challenge you to a battle rap, what what
- k0na_an0k0
you think you're so bad
running through the grass
now we're gonna kick you're fuckin aAAass.
- ********0
Shouldn't you be getting your life together, kona. Most likely not, for you enjoy wrestling with fellas whom give you a bona.
- OSFA0
anyone that knows me here knows I'm down and usually fuck around for fun, but dude you are just pathetic. (damn I feel like qruise)
Stop trying to be funny. You're not.btw, flav, even son is not that bad...
- Mimio0
There once was a guy named Bass.
He had a pair balls made of brass.
When he ran through the grass.
Lightening shot out of his ass.
- ********0
If you are not rhyming about crack.
Then you are not rhyming about crack.Dip Set.
- sureshot0
I have a friend who produces wu tracks..I will hook you up!
- ********0
so goes life on the no doze
strife is always over your shoulder
fuck it light that shit thats been lying by that boulder
rocks, glocks and automobiles
id rather fuck with digital skills
dont get killed for an 8megapixill
camera cause it aint worth it
SLRs better anywyays...
- ********0
This shit is wack,
Im the mac of this rap
design is the shit
bitches playing with my dick
photoshop gets me lit
you european fuckers dont know shit
so stay in your corner and fight terrorists with your boner im sure they'll love it
the muslim fuckers dont know how to run it
- tasty0
livin in daytona beach is a hard knock life gotta keep a thug reputation by the blade of a butter knife.
You call the beach fun? I gotta dodge the bullets of plastic cap guns, son.
One love epete22. One love.
- ********0
living in daytona beach is wack as fuck
its a slum ass city
with rednecks in trucks
did i say rednecks
i ment to say hilbillies
they roll around town in sleeveless shirts acting silly
but im not trippin
im about to get out of here man
texas all the way
daytona is a can
Back to the city is the only plaec for me
im outta this place
peace DB
- bliznutty0
yo i just read this thread and i figured what the hell? tomorrow i'm in L.A. to rock the motherfuckin' bells! i gots hip-hop on my mind, new orleans in my soul, i pass it to the left and tell em 'Hit this fucking bowl!! man. like contraband. i'm illegal. i'm heroine. i'll fuck you up - best believe i'll take care of you man. i'm alive and i'm feelin you. i like you up and not feelin blue. i love you. i love you bitch. i love you... and you too.
peace i'm out. keep it realzzzzzz.