Weirdest thing...
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- TheBlueOne
What is the weirdest thing someone ever said to you?
For me it was the time I was in a topless bar and the guy next to me tried to strike up a conversation between dancers by saying "Hi, my name is Thor and I live an alternative medieval lifestyle..."
- ********0
A while back someone called me on my cell phone and wanted to start phone sex with me. I was speechless, it was just out of the blue, I had no f*cking clue as to who it was. It happened while I was having dinner with a former girlfriend. The number was blocked so I couldn't check if it was someone i knew. The person had a girly voice so I hope i was a girl.
I just hang up but he/she kept calling so I had to turn the phone off for the night.
weirdest shit ever.
- OSFA0
so Daro, what are you wearing...?
- ********0
I was in Billy's Topless in NYC [really low end strip joint] one night sitting at the bar. A women well past her prime is strutting her stuff. I'm sitting there trying not to make eye contact with her and a total stranger [male] sits down next to me and says:
"What blood type are you?"
I exited in a hurry, making sure I wasn't followed.
- detail0
Many years ago, at a kick-ass lake in BC, getting real drunk with my step-father and best friend, my step-father says totally out of the blue,"I really love you man, but for some reason, there's something about you that really pisses me off". Then my buddy, sides up with the old-man and says the fucking same thing. Guess I have a way with people ;p At least I don't piss off the girls...
- ********0
I was once in this whorehouse/social bar in Amsterdam that was basically loaded with wrinkly frumpy old milfs and then this guy comes up to me and says: "What age are you diggin'?". He was fat, in his 60's and had long thick hair up to his shoulders and his you could see his giant belly, also he stank like the bottom of a urinoir. I said nothing. Then he said: "You are into men, aren't you?" I had never found the exit door so quickly.
- jox0
"I love you"
- ********0
^ i made that up, btw.
nothing ever happens in my life, really.