A Woman meets a man
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- TheBlueOne
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows
covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy smiles, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf on your way out."
- mrdobolina0
haha
- -sputnik-0
HAHAHAHAHA!
- OSFA0
LOL!
- adamm0
Dear Red Shoe Diaries....
- robotron3k0
*crickets, crickets, crickets...
- harlequino0
Dude, you were THERE?!
*throws tarp over teddy bear shelf
- pr20
yeah, but most likely outcome would be -- "I have to go now" (thinking that a guy with so many teddy beard has to be a fruit cake).
- OSFA0
damn this is what I got..
- radar0
the ending needs a little work...
The guy smiles, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "It's not gonna work babe, your not hairy enough & your nose isn't black."
- harlequino0
the ending needs a little work...
The guy smiles, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "It's not gonna work babe, your not hairy enough & your nose isn't black."
radar
(Apr 4 07, 12:45)Nah, it should be,
"I still love my bears more."
- vwsung18t0
he should've killed her, drained her of all liquids, cooked and ate her flesh and organs, collect all indigestable body parts, put them in a pouch, slip them in a pocket in a brand new teddy bear and put it up on the shelf while wearing her clothes. that would've been a better ending.
- OSFA0
- radar0
wow, wow, woooow!
How'd we go from bear fucker to people eater - that's just crazy!
- OSFA0
that's the wondeful PVN homie!
- drgs0
*plans to buy teddybears*
- ptsdesigns0
wait - isnt that how everyone does it?
- Jaline0
harlequino, I know you're Teddy Ruxpin. Admit it NOW.
- 23kon0
would she have won a star prize if she'd got her ring around and down the erect pole in 'Hoopla'?
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