Hang over cures!!
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Post your hang over cures..
- edd-e0
RoyBoy-
INGREDIENTS:
1 honey dew melon
1 cup of Midori melon liquor
some candle wax
2 Bic pens or equivalent
some duct tape (quack!)
1 pipe bowl
1 screen
a small carving knife or equivalent
lighter or matches
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Cut a hole in the melon slightly larger than fist-sized (keep this "lid")
2. Reach in and scoop out any seeds and weird bits.
3. Drain half the juice
4. Pour the Midori in the hole
5. Carve a hole the width of a Bic pen in the melon 90degrees from where you carved the big hole
6. Remove excess parts from pen until you just have the tube
7. Stick the pen tube in this new hole and seal with wax (this will be your breathing hole so don't place the pen into the water mixture inside: just push it far enough to clear the melon skin)
8. Carve a hole the width of a Bic pen in the melon "lid" you removed in step 1
9. Remove excess parts from pen #2 until you have just the tube
10. Attach pipe bowl to the second pen using duct tape (quack!)
11. Place new screen into bowl
12. Stick pen/bowl contraption into the small hole within the melon "lid" (push it far enough to go into water mixture inside: this will provide proper suction)
13. Place melon "lid" back on big hole you carved in step 1
14. Seal this with wax
15. Pack bowl with your juiciest nugs
16. Smoke and enjoy!
HANDLING:
a. If the wax starts to crack, just seal again with a lighter/matches
b. After each use, keep refrigerated
c. This bong will stay "fresh" for a week (do not use after 7 days or you're asking for it)
d. When 7 days is up, remove all bong bits and cut the melon into slices (don't drink the juice!!!)
e. Since THC (the active ingredient in marijuana) is alcohol-soluble, some of the THC will have seeped into the alcohol bong water which will then have seeped into the melon. If you eat a slice, you will get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Enjoy!
- version30
all time best hangover relief, guaranteed results, you will not even feel a thing the next day
don't drink.
- M0NEYCIDE0
long answer short is weed...and water and deep fresh breaths, fruit and greasy breakfast...doing nothing at all (as opposed to going to work)...beer
- Seanbot0
huge, greasy breakfast. if you can drive, and live in the states, hit up a nice mom n' pop cafe.
- toe_knee0
Boroca, or codine.
Greesy food and a banana shake
A Coke with ice is good for quenching that thirst
- ********0
coke with ice!!!
- kinetic0
dont loaf around in bed, get up right away and start moving
eat a good breakfast or lunch
helps to get fresh air and go for a walk too
its difficult because you just want to stay in bed, but if you get up and do stuff...get that circulation going...it will feel a lot better
or just do some blow ... once you start coming down from that shit you'll forget about that hangover and begin to worry about everything else in the world
- toe_knee0
you live in Melbourne. It's summer. Go for a swim you donkey :P
- nocomply0
the holy trinity:
water, advil, red bull
in that order
- slappy0
can of coke, swin in the ocean, sex with a beautiful woman, good cup of coffee...
in that order.
- nospacebar0
Pedialyte Pediapops.
They're fruit-flavored pops for kids w/ diahrrea, designed to hydrate.
I always keep a box in the fridge.
- ********0
you live in Melbourne. It's summer. Go for a swim you donkey :P
toe_knee
(Jan 24 07, 20:51)i can't swim! i would drown!!!
- prodigalslacker0
prescription medication
or booze
- Sharif0
A BIG ASS BOWL OF PHO! My favorite is Tai.
- AndyRoss0
Best Hangover cure is a big bowl of hot grits, and a tall glass of cold, cold milk.
- _salisae_0
run around the block a couple of times. you'll feel sick as hell for a minute. then moments later, completely healed.
- _salisae_0
only truly works if you go shirtless and scream hum the rocky theme
- version30
only truly works if you go shirtless and scream hum the rocky theme
_salisae_
(Jan 25 07, 13:12)personal experience?
- ********0
xanex and coffee
- johndiggity0
sunglasses, vitamin b, wheelchair, & friend strong enough to push you around.