Grand Canyon - Made by God™
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"Grand Canyon National Park is not permitted to give an official estimate of the geologic age of its principal feature, due to pressure from Bush administration appointees. Despite promising a prompt review of its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah's flood rather than by geologic forces" etc.
I can't believe what I'm reading here!
- TheBlueOne0
The stupid! It burns!
- OSFA0
Bush again???
- ********0
How long does the Bush have left.
He is leaving too many ugly footprints these days!
- mrdobolina0
about 2 years.
- TheBlueOne0
What was that line again..."render unto caeser..."
Can't they keep their christ loving paws off teh government and teh science?
I'm all for peace love and happiness man and finding your way through whatever personal savior you might find solace and comfort in, but stop DUMBING SHIT UP FOR TEH CHILDRENS
- ********0
“In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology,”
BELIEF IN GEOLOGY !!?!?!?
You fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking numb-nutted fuck-faced half-witted bastard fuck-nuts of satans asshole...what utter bullshit.
In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists ??
Im a hard-nosed, hard-line fundamentalist atheist, scientist, rational human being and I find that unbelievably offensive..
The lunatics truly have taken over the asylum, I absolutely cannot believe this... Flagellum, this is the limit, the gloves are off, you 're lot are bloody crazy and dangerous and the sooner you all get 'taken up', or out, or whatever luny bloody Disney hocum it is you steadfastly thrust on the rest of that are just trying to get by with logic, reason and oh - btw a consitution that you've feckin hijacked, the better.
Belief in Geology...fuck, that's like not believing gravity, or addition.
Fuck, Im so mad right now I need to look up the number of whatever fuckfaced individual made this ass-faced decision and pester the crap out them til they die or Im arrested.
I'll post the number here when Ive got it.
Fuck.
- madirish0
that was so awesome mikotondria2.
- ********0
You fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking numb-nutted fuck-faced half-witted bastard fuck-nuts of satans asshole...
mikotondria2
(Dec 29 06, 10:21)
.eh! good point.
- k0na_an0k0
Hmm... then you'd think they'd remove "...The Grand Canyon is more than a great chasm carved over millennia through the rocks of the Colorado Plateau..." from the Official National Park Service sites home page.
Don't believe everything you hear on the internet guys.
- mrdobolina0
defender of the faith!
- TheBlueOne0
Hmm... then you'd think they'd remove "...The Grand Canyon is more than a great chasm carved over millennia through the rocks of the Colorado Plateau..." from the Official National Park Service sites home page.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 29 06, 10:26)Well a "millenia" is 1,000 years, right? And they say the world is six thousand years old? So..um..what's the point?
- k0na_an0k0
Hmm... then you'd think they'd remove "...The Grand Canyon is more than a great chasm carved over millennia through the rocks of the Colorado Plateau..." from the Official National Park Service sites home page.
k0na_an0k
(Dec 29 06, 10:26)Well a "millenia" is 1,000 years, right? And they say the world is six thousand years old? So..um..what's the point?
TheBlueOne
(Dec 29 06, 10:34)haha. It doesn't say "Carved by Jesus himself" or "Carved by the great flood"
Either way. Who really cares?!?
- hiatus0
i'm with mikotondria2!!
- TheBlueOne0
Who really cares?!?
k0na_an0k
(Dec 29 06, 10:36)The crazy fundie xtians. That's the point. They're getting their Jesus in my science peanut butter...
- TheBlueOne0
"You fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking numb-nutted fuck-faced half-witted bastard fuck-nuts of satans asshole."
And coming in just under the wire, we have possibly the best PVN response in all of 2006 to any thread whatsoever..
- k0na_an0k0
It's been Anthologized.
- mpfree0
Erosional forces made this thread.
- TheBlueOne0
Erosional forces made this thread.
mpfree
(Dec 29 06, 10:43)Really? Jesus made me post personally...
- mpfree0
And who really gives a shit, take it anyway you like it. Believe what you want to believe. It's not even worth arguing about for fuck's sake.
It's just a hole in the ground with stratified layers of lithified muck.
