Just got lonelier..
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- paraselene0
hey, kelpie! long time, no see! how are things at the suicide hotline, buddy?
- kelpie0
as evening jobs go, its one of my funniest yet
- mpfree0
I'm going to miss my Peanut Butter and Dolphin sammiches.
bummer
*phones Greenpeace
too late
- TheBlueOne0
The Dolphins are with Jesus now..
- Concrete0
as evening jobs go, its one of my funniest yet. Spoke to a chinese stunt double for Flipper last night, he hung up after I said why the long face?!
kelpie
(Dec 13 06, 07:37)
- CALLES0
hey if i was shy, white and blind i would like to put a bullet to my head also
- tkmeister0
just reminded me of this
http://www.hillmancurtis.com/hc_…humans are not smart enough so we have to destroy.
- mpfree0
it really has, I've put 10 UK people on ignore today.
damn, historic
- Bluejam0
it really has, I've put 10 UK people on ignore today.
damn, historic
mpfree
(Dec 13 06, 08:14)more like pathetic
- mpfree0
depends on how you look at it.
Nyah! Nyah!
- canuck0
humans. fucking bastards.
- CALLES0
BUMP
- TheBlueOne0
It's just sad that we lose species like this, especially intelligent species like dolphins, because so much research into other sentient creatures like dolphins will really help us understand evolution better...
- mpfree0
actually, a recent study shows that dolphins are very mean to each other. especially the males. you know that happy little image where they are crusing in front of a boat and you think they are happy? that's actually an alpha male dolphin beating the hell out of the younglings in the gut.
mpfree
(Nov 16 06, 07:36)
- TheBlueOne0
Can you believe some moron actually uses Dolphins to prove Intelligent Design?
"Conway Morris says such findings suggest that animal evolution tends toward intelligence, and that human-level brainpower was inevitable. If one repeated the history of the Earth, he says, it would again produce intelligent, sentient, religious beings – but with the randomness of evolution, they might be dolphins, crows, or even trees next time."
http://www.bu.edu/sjmag/scimag20…
So you'd have a bunch of Jesus worshipping Dolphins? I mean what would they nail the dolphin too? A Starfish?
- k0na_an0k0
Until Dolphins learn to put lasers on their heads they're stupid creatures that are delicious in my belly.
- CALLES0
i like dolphin
- TheBlueOne0
Oh come on..what do dolphins taste like then?
- mpfree0
apparently, Tunafish