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- TheBlueOne
A zen monastery orders pizza delivery.
The pizza arrives and the monk pays for the pizza with a banknote and was waiting for his change. The pizza delivery guy does nothing.
They stare at each other for what seems like minutes.
The monk, in frustration, finally asks: "Where's my change?"
The pizza delivery guy answered: "The change must come from within" smiled and left.Satori!
- mpfree0
haha
- M0NEYCIDE0
"Where within?", the monk replied.
- TheBlueOne0
"Where within?", the monk replied.
M0NEYCIDE
(Nov 28 06, 12:36)"Badda Bing!", pizza delivery boy.
- M0NEYCIDE0
...but the pizza delivary guy was already gone so the monk called the manager and was given a coupon for a free pizza.
- TheBlueOne0
..but the pizza delivary guy was already gone so the monk called the manager and was given a coupon for a free pizza.
M0NEYCIDE
(Nov 28 06, 12:41)
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The monk's abbot, when shown the coupon, asked the monks, "What is the value of a free pizza?"
- M0NEYCIDE0
One monk replied "Ommmm, I'll have to think about that." Another monk said "Shut up and eat.", then a third said "It's a free pizza stupid."
- grunttt0
then the monk shot the pizza delivery guy and pee'd on him saying "this is coming from within motherfucker"
turns out his name was "Monk" not his spiritual path.
- johndiggity0
"i am folding like man!"
- M0NEYCIDE0
ALT version: As the pizza boy was getting in his car the monk yelled "Nothing is permanent and neither is your job!"
- mpfree0
I want An-tiDomina-chovies on mi pizza