Terror Weapon: A Rock
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- TheBlueOne
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I am speechless...
- groundst0
haha, stupid geologists...
- TheBlueOne0
I will now take over this airliner with this..small..rock..
Fucking nitwit TSA screeners...
- Bluejam0
even if they had thrown him in jail he would escaped... armed with his trusty rock hammer.
- TheBlueOne0
"Poor guy. Well you know what they say, he brought a gun to a rock fight..."
- mrdobolina0
it has to just suck being a tsa agent.
- TheBlueOne0
You think they fuck with people on purpose? Or is that they get such shit from the beauracratic ninnies above them that they have to be pricks just to cover there ass.
- k0na_an0k0
what was the movie where the kid beat the fuck out of the guy in jail by putting full soda cans into his sock, then weilding it over his head like a mace and beat the dude senseless?
studded belts (often worn by chavs and goth morons) are also duel purpose items. saw a kid getting all bent out of shape cause his belt, that looked more like a studded mace, couldn't be taken onto the plane. haha.
- danthon0
that movie was bad boys i think
- groundst0
reminds me of Boondock Saints where he beats him over the head with the pool ball...
- Mal0
good job he did'nt have paper and scissors to or it would be on!
- ********0
Naked Airlines. That's a niche.
- Jaline0
People who have a black belt in karate are not going to be able to go on airplanes soon.
- ********0
People who have a black belt in karate are not going to be able to go on airplanes soon.
Jaline
(Oct 10 06, 14:16)
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nor those who can spit rice beyond 10 ft.
- johndiggity0
it's quite pheasible that i could strangle a pilot/flight attendant/air marshall with my:
headphones
belt
shoelaces
scarf (only in the winter)
tie
tube socks
pantyhose (for the ladies)
jewelry
pant leg(s)i could maim a pilot/flight attendant/air marshall with my:
keys
a heavy book
belt buckle
boots
pen/pencil
toothbrush
heavier carry-on
eyeglass stems
shards of broken snowglobeanything can be turned into a weapon if you are resourceful enough.
- Jaline0
Exactly, john. Especially glasses!
- ********0
Ebola contact-lenses are on any kid's cookbook these days.
- johndiggity0
my myopia is the only thing stopping me from gutting would-be evil doers with the sharpened ends of my earpieces.
- k0na_an0k0
also john you're forgetting about how i can rip your arms off and tie them together with your ripped off penis and use them as nunchucks.
