Grumpy Tube
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- honest0
Although, by the sounds of it, its the place you should be on... Don't you think that everyone else feels the exact way as you?
Engage
(Sep 14 06, 03:57)tourists are usually blissfully unaware of the on-going war games happening on the tube. Didn't some guy get the crap kicked out of him at Fulham Broadway for asking kids to take their shoes off the seats?
- Concrete0
British people actively seek out disapointment, that why they use public trasport. We're not happy unless we have something to moan about.
If on the odd occasion a fellow commutor makes the effort to speak to you, most people offer one word answers in the hope that the conversation won't last.
The heat, lack of space and the body odor of a bearded, menopausal polish woman in your face don't make it any better either.
- soda0
just do what I do:
Go to work later.
or
Cycle.Simple.
- ********0
British people actively seek out disapointment, that why they use public trasport. We're not happy unless we have something to moan about.
Concrete
(Sep 14 06, 04:02)You see, I reckon its not dissapointment they thrive on but Adversity. That's why, when you ask about the greatest hour, it is always englands courage and soticism during the blitz. And by extension it probably explains why Churchill was voted the 'Greatest Britain'.
The English seem to love something if its hard and arduous to do.
- paraselene0
honestly, it's horrible. moth and i are going to walk in from now on. sure, it'll take nearly two hours, but we'll be much happier, i think.
- Concrete0
The English seem to love something if its hard and arduous to do.
Bottlerocket
(Sep 14 06, 04:07)So true.
Especialy in older generations. My father in law rakes through the ashes in the fire place for nails that would've been in the wood! He then proceeds to straighten them with a hammer and store it in a box according to its size and type? WTF is that all about. Why make life so much more difficult fr yourself?
- Chimp0
i hate them all.
paraselene
(Sep 14 06, 02:29)Perhaps they hate you too!
I now get the bus. I like to look down on all the lovely people from the top deck of the 19.
- pascii0
mankind isn't made for cities
- normal0
Those f'in kids with their f'in phones. I'm going to crack one day and have a go but I have a sneaking suspicion that I'll get stabbed for my efforts.
- Chimp0
Go to work later.
or
Cycle.Simple.
soda
(Sep 14 06, 04:03)Yes the bike is the answere, altough a police woman had the nerve to stop me for going through a red light. I mean how dare she!
- Nairn0
We will be though, Pascii.
Cities are the most energy-efficient means of supporting our large population.
Adapt or die.
/fnaw.
- paraselene0
i hate them all.
paraselene
(Sep 14 06, 02:29)Perhaps they hate you too!
Chimp
(Sep 14 06, 04:39)of course they hate me, with that special, loving hatred that the plebs reserve for their obvious superiors.
*supercilious look
- honest0
I don't hate you Para, I think you're fab.
(cliimbs out of Para's ass and heads towards shower)
- paraselene0
i don't see why you need a shower, my arse smells of sweet basil.
- pascii0
"my arse smells of sweet basil." yummy. may i bite?
- valentim0
Here in Madrid, the heat in the tube can turn the temperature up to 50 celsius in the summer I reckon, I used to get to work nacked and ungry at everyone...i moved to a more expensive area of the town...but I dont care, I am now 15 min walking to work....(5 in a bus)...quality
- Nairn0
*Watches in horror as Pascii harvests the fruits of Para's bottom for his own peculiar pesto recipe...
- honest0
*Watches in horror as Pascii harvests the fruits of Para's bottom for his own peculiar pesto recipe...
Nairn
(Sep 14 06, 05:16)coming to a deli near you...
- paraselene0
new low reached.
whole internet appalled.
kelpie
(Sep 4 06, 07:54)
- Nairn0
Brilliant. If I get one of those responses each week, I'll know I'm still top of my own very small little game.