Jesus Christ
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Today, i received an email from no other but, Jesus Christ. Jesus emailed me saying "you won't increase your most important muscle in gyms....."
Wow!! If anyone is going to make your cock bigger, it has to be Jesus Christ!!
Has Jesus touched anyone else today?
- PonyBoy0
that's...
everyone knows that the real workouts are pure cardio:
- dopepope0
The other day I got one that read 'want to make your dick as attractive as your face?'.
I then uttered 'Jesus Christ'.
- PonyBoy0
i meant to say.... 'that's a misconception'...
... not just 'that's...'
I thought faster than I typed... I think Jesus was working my keyboard. :)
no wait...
it is about weight-lifting...
... I was wrong:
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i am gonna go check my spambox now..
- PonyBoy0
Jesus apparently helps us in many facets of our lives:
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i must already admit though, i am a lucky fucker, i get a lot of emails saying my email addy won the Lottery.
- ********0
nothing interesting, just Lottery, investments, fake Rolex and one Nigerian scam..
i never get viagra and penile enlargement anymore...
i need it so bad!!
- PonyBoy0
all i get are viagra and penile enlargement spams...
... does that say somethin' about me?
- bitnik0
yeah ... he said if i wanted to be a good designer i had to buy sp*rmamax ... and i could get a 50% discount. Thrustworthy ?
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yes, it means you subscribe to too many pr0n sites.
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lord, why hast thou forsaken me?
- dopepope0
the body of Christ:
- uberdesigner_0
Is this the same guy as Jesus H. Christ?
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H. is the vengeful one
- livenootrac0
Dorks, Jesus only uses IM.
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Jesus hates Macs.
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"Jesus hates Macs"
Now, now! that's blasphemy!!!!
- uberdesigner_0
macs lie like the devil. they seem happy and friendly but they spread pestulence. they sooth with that swirling grainbow and sexy interface. but behind it all is a tyrant named steve jobs. and he is syrian. so that much is clear.
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hahaha uber. touché.
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lol