War on Lightning!
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- TheBlueOne
I demand a Global War on Lightning!! (The GWoL)
"The bottom line is, terrorism doesn't kill many people. Even in Israel, you're four times more likely to die in a car wreck than as a result of a terrorist attack. In the USA, you need to be more worried about lightning strikes than terrorism. "
- ********0
And they plant killing machines in the ground like this movie I saw once...
- PonyBoy0
point taken...
.. I'd like to see a lil more effort on the 'home-front' in the health care area...
... oh... and let's get some FUCKING GUN CONTOL GOING.... FOR ONCE...
I'm glad they finally caught ONE of the serial shooters in our city (two roommates killing people at random)... but we STILL HAVE ONE MORE... and he rapes too.
- TheBlueOne0
Um guns don't kill people...people kil..oh nevermind...
- PonyBoy0
guns don't kill people...
The Government does!! :)
- ********0
Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore kills people.
- TheBlueOne0
Plenty of ways to kill people without guns..of course that leads us directly to the healthcare issue..
and back to the HORRIBLE, VILE, RANDOM and MEANINGLESS death by LIGHTNING!! It's all part of the AXIS of NATURAL EVIL!!
Lightning! Tsunamis and Earthquakes...we need a war people. These are completely unamerican and godless displays of earthly power..
- ********0
Don't we have Professor Frink hard at work on this very subject?
- TheBlueOne0
No we demoted Frink because he was puporting the theory that you know Lightning was just a natural phenomenon. We're living in a post-lightning strike world and he just didn't understand that we make our own natural world reality now, so we canned him.
- ********0
Ah, I see now.
Also, they say lightning never strikes the same place twice.
I propose that it can.
However, 9 times out of 10, it did what it intended to do the first time, so there is no need for a second.
- nearestexit0
Mother Nature is the new 'Osama Bin Laden' of this new Axis of Evil. She must be stopped.
I've heard rumors she hangs out in Pachinko parlours in Shinsaibashi, Japan. Find her now and end the terror.
- TheBlueOne0
Well, we have to bring democracy to the lightning you see. Give all those free electrons in the atmosphere some hope, some ability to chose their own future. Get them away from the Evil forces that turn them to lightning...
- k0na_an0k0
*shoots at dark clouds
- TheBlueOne0
*shoots at dark clouds
k0na_an0k
(Aug 7 06, 12:51)
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I feel your patriotic and righteous anger against the clouds Kona_anok, but this isn't the job for a patriotic single american. No this GWoL needs huge massive government funding and large expejditures to corporations with ties to weather regulatory technologies. Huge sums of money. And they'll probably be electrical shortages..some electrons are with us, others are against us. We need to put anti-lightning judges on the courts too so they'll help us fight this foe ..who knows when it will end.We'll be releasing a handy neon colored chart to describe the different levels of Lightning Attack.
- PonyBoy0
lil boy blueOne...
...blame God. :)
- TheBlueOne0
Blame god? But he's on OUR side..not the lightnings..
;)
- PonyBoy0
hahahaha... 'our' as in 'America'... or 'our' as in 'mankind'?
:)
- TheBlueOne0
hahahaha... 'our' as in 'America'... or 'our' as in 'mankind'?
:)
PonyBoy
(Aug 7 06, 13:02)
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Whatever gets me a fat juicy government contract
- ********0
If we examine the history of the region (the sky), we will see that throughout much of history, there was limited conductivity from the clouds to the ground.
There were often wars and skirmishes, but this is a globall geographically important part of the world, the interface between the land and space, and many scholars point to the birth of civilization itself having originated here.
Following the expansion of the british and french empires into the region, almost arbitrary lines were drawn in the map of the sky, which bore no relation to the centuries old ditribution of electrons and culture.
Now, a century later, rogue electrostatic forces in the sky, having grown up in poverty with poor electrogovernments, housing and prospects are being manipulated by updrafts into mass suicide missions, where they combine their individual charges into one huge strike at the ground, the enemy, in their world.
- PonyBoy0
Thor.
... fuck him.
- k0na_an0k0
what if lightning is just the sky saying 'oh yeah motherfuckers... take THIS!' after each time we shoot the space shuttle and other space rockets and such up into her/him... which basically all rockets resemble large penis', so in simple terms, we are fucking the sky maybe in the ass, maybe it's vagina, maybe even it's ear... who is to say, each time we shoot up a rocket.
so of course, cause the sky didn't give it's consent and we are pretty much date raping the beautiful blue whore, it gets pissed.
maybe?
maybe it jsut wants us to put giant condoms over our rockets before we penetrate the sky?
maybe all it wants is some protection.
think about it.