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- ********
I'm buying a Goat tomorrow.
Who's for lunch?
- paraselene0
you know you can always count on me, moth.
- chossy0
don't look into it's eyes or you'll turn to stone :G
- ********0
don't look into it's eyes or you'll turn to stone :G
chossy
(Jul 21 06, 03:23)I'm having them on toast along with its balls.
- kelpie0
can you mail me its hoofs and its horns, I need them for a wee ceremony I'm putting on...
- chossy0
yucky your going to intentionally eat it's sack man thats out of line.... unless of course it's a route to becoming a sexual demigod in which case anything goes.
- kelpie0
you'd be surprised which parts of the goat are involved in that particular incantation choss...
- ********0
It might be a lady Goat chossy, in which case I'll eat it's tits.
- chossy0
fuck me thats funny goats tits
whatever you do don't eat it's ponis.... or maybe give it to your lady and say it's a sausage
- UndoUndo0
its "The Good Life" for moth
have you got a veggie patch as well?
:)
- paraselene0
he's gone completely feral like you wouldn't believe, sat here all smug like in his organic hemp loincloth.
- ********0
you brits crack me up.. thanks for a good laugh today!
- UndoUndo0
I can see the Metro headlines next year
"Mammoth Carrots grown by Gypsy Hill King"
keep up the good work!!
- Concrete0
Soup, stew or curry?
- ********0
Soup, stew or curry?
Concrete
(Jul 21 06, 04:17)Curry is on the cards.
As is slow roasting a shoulder with some Jamaican all-spice.
- kelpie0
ever slaughtered a goat before Moth?
great fun.
- kelpie0
not quite as much fun as a kitten, but close - they make a funny shoogly motion when you stick 'em.
how we laughed.
- mr_snuggles0
they'll eat anything, even pop cans and rocks...
- ********0
ever slaughtered a goat before Moth?
great fun.
kelpie
(Jul 21 06, 04:27)No. I'd love to have go though. All bolt-guns this day in age though. No naked ladies dancing round stone alters n' shit.
- kelpie0
these people are still available if you know where to look, mate