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Two men are sitting on a bench in Copenhagen. One of them are swedish, the other one is also drunk.
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A Swede was in a pub in Finland and a regular customer suggested to him:
- "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head." The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure. The Finn smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles.
- "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the Swede.
- "I am not a total idiot," the Finn replied, "then I would have to give you that $200."
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A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island. A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they emprisoned the three men. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. First they asked the Norwegian. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The cannibals went to find the wife. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. He got his cigarette. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"
- neue75_bold0
Did jox mention anything about not many interesting threads anymore when he left the other day?
neue75_bold
(Jul 4 06, 15:01)
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What is a party game played by Swedes?
One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in it.
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There was a sandwich machine in a Swedish factory. Sven didn't quite understand what the machine was about though. He went to the machine and paid his ten kroners and got one sandwich. He was so excited, and paid another ten to the machine and received another sandwich. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches.
Another worker was wondering what Sven was doing:
- "Sven, don't you think you should stop now?"
- "What the hell are you babbling about?! I am just starting to win big!"
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A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.
- "Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.
- "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.
- "Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."
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Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians?
A: The Swedes have nice neighbours!
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There were two Swedish carpenters building a house. One of them opened a pack of nails, and asked the other: "Why are half of the nails lying in the wrong direction?"
The other replied: "You moron! They are supposed to be used on the other side of the house!"
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Q: How do you sink a Swedish battleship?
A: Put it in the water.
- RobotGunslinger0
the lamest one
Q: Why does the Swedish policemen have, on the front of their caps the text "Roxette" written?
A: Because in Great Britain policemen have "Police".
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i actually giggled at that one, once i figured it out that is..
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Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians?
A: The Swedes have nice neighbours!
Crouwel
(Jul 4 06, 15:06)----
haha! i'll use that tonight.