Huge Problem! Help!
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- ********
I just counted all my socks, and I have 127 of them (not kiddin'). They are all black and look very alike, but they are not.
I haven't had a matching pair on for months now and it's really starting to piss me off! It's like walking around with a tiny little rock in one of my shoes all day long!!
How the hell do I sort them all ?
I'm gonna go out and get piss drunk now, so when I come back in 8+ hours, I expect to see a solution in this thread.
(No™, Throwing them all out and buy new ones is not an option!)
- tiger0
ZOMG!
- Momentum20
you sure you aint drunk already?
- acescence0
it's difficult if you don't pair them right from the start, as they will then wear differently if some get washed more than others. i have similar problems.
- aliceblue0
At the pub pick up the most ugly mate and bring tham home .... they might will be more than willing to sort them for you
- acescence0
bring back white pants and no socks.
wait, did that ever go out of style?
- Mimio0
What acescence said. Make it coincide with the debut of Miami Vice.
- nooner0
the drinking habit might be more of a problem.
- spendogg0
wear flip flops
- mrdobolina0
DE, you have kids right?
put em to work.
- version30
Ask Jaline,
she has probably seen a CSI episode that would get this done in 55 minutes with 8 commercial breaks
- JerseyRaindog0
Bin 'em all and start again.
And then use these to keep your new ones together in the wash.
- Mimio0
Use then as wicks in molotov cocktails and blow up some cop cars.
- Point50
your first mistake is having only black socks.
Go white, use bleach, buy them in bulk.
problem solved
- pski0
- inhaler0
youve been pwned by your sox.. HAHA..
I would toss them and start over.. or sit down tomorrow, sat, hopefully you dont have work, and get to work.... Kids are cheap labor.
- subversve0
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- ********0
Shit.. Don't remember writing this yesterday. Was really drunk really early and got really late home.
Thanks for the suggestions though! I do have a sock sorting problem.
- kyl30
maybe your alchohol and sock problems are related ;)
- ********0
this is one of the best personal grooming services ever:
blacksocks.com
subversve
(Jun 10 06, 02:12)What ... the ... fuck?!
- mayo0
grow 125 more feet. wear each sock daily.