World War 3
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- M01XXX18
- I long for the day to read this!mugwart
- lolBennn
- lolpinkfloyd
- lolchukkaphob
- lolKrassy
- LOLz!renderedred
- 46,000 retweets! qbn is famouzzzzSimonFFM
- Sad.CyBrainX
- M01XXX6
- hope it's just a show-off to cover his Russian ties. Also he needs an escalation desperately.Beeswax
- why is "smart!" in quotes?chukkaphob
- Rule 8a. Quotation marks are often used with technical terms, terms used in an unusual way, or other expressions that vary from standard usage.soundofreason
- ^ LOLchukkaphob
- Matthew 7:7–8soundofreason
- I hope you do realize that missiles are programmed by humans and that there's nothing actually smart about them.soundofreason
- You can't have a conversation with a missile. You can try, but that wouldn't be very smart.soundofreason
- Goes perfectly with the Mark smling gif post below!mugwart
- wow. this would just not be believable if it was in a movieGnash
- Haha. Humans are idiots.PhanLo
- Trump is a reflection of the ridiculous and moronic nature of humanity.set
- this might be his smartest tweet yet (low bar and terrible English aside).Fax_Benson
- a bafoon that can talk...umbee54
- <...yeh..well my Dads a policeman.Morning_star
- as "real" as his twatter handle.umbee54
- He's obviously not aware of the GPS interruptions and spoofing Russia has been doing to the drones over Syria. This will also affect his "smart" missiles.ridlerontheroof
- wtf are you guys doing down there. Here's what it looks like from Canada:
https://www.youtube.…BustySaintClaire - *sent from his toilet seat*Krassy
- I saw Gas Killing Animal support Refused at a secret gig a couple of years back.face_melter
- nb12
This thread is 15 years old hahaha
- SoonRamanisky2
- SoonKrassy
- Good.grafician
- Thanks Obama.utopian
- that escalated quicklyKrassy
- One day it will be on pointBennn
- Soonpalimpsest
- sted7
All good it was an accident WW3 delayed.- sorry!hans_glib
- damn it!NBQ00
- It's a cover up. Russia did it.palimpsest
- Ukrainian military said it was theirs.sted
- Delayed?drgs
- https://dictionary.c…sted
- so close.milfhunter
- Wait... so Ukraine attacked NATO? It's war... waaarrr! Man the cannons!shapesalad
- NATO Article 4 ?uan
- WW3 postponed until after FIFA 2022Krassy
- so you say War cares about Qatar?sted
- Yeah, nothing to see here, just Zelensky and his media lackeys trying to drag us into WWr 3Khurram
- Wouldn't be surprised if that mad fuck stages a false flag event to drag NATO into his war.Khurram
- If this wasn't already such an event. Remember when the British blew up NordStream 2 on behalf of the Americans and blamed it on the Russians? LOLKhurram
- Or it could just be the weapons being provided to them are too complicated for these dumb fucks to use. lolKhurram
- ben983
a planet as big as a grain of sand in the Universe and we can't get along with ourselves. the human race failed. we need to reset everything and start over.
- Nuke the planet?pango
- Just get rid of the haters.BabySnakes
- Be friends or die!BabySnakes
- MAGA4Life!utopian
- Imagine an alien in a UFO looking down on this dumpster fire... no wonder they haven't contacted us yet.yuekit
- "No sign of intelligent life here, bleep bloop" *flies awayyuekit
- Once Musk solves space travel, we can all just join our fav group and blast off!formed
- Hit more women in the subwayimbecile
- hi imbecileben98
- I'll reset your mom's pussycrazyprick
- stop participating in the game. stop voting, stop paying taxes, ignore borders, unsubscribe.doesnotexist
- I would never have put anyone here down as a Posadist, but here we are.face_melter
- Oh wow I’m so glad you posted this regurgitated Hollywood nonsense on QBN. Do you feel better now? Go have a Happy Meal.monospaced
- Jojoba Witnesesses are preparing for armageddon now.PhanLo
- @doesnotexist: Stop voting? Thanks for causing most of the problems.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky25
- https://media.tenor.…_niko
- I think it's the best they can do, pretend to retaliate against Israel._niko
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
- the face only a mother-aunt could love ♥_niko
- really demonstrating your in-depth knowledge of the middle east with that meme gnash :-|kingsteven
- Iran committing suicide?Krassy
- Give those genocidal cunts hell, Iran.Milan
- also - religious wars fought in 20224?!? Humanity still living in ancient-think times. SMH.Krassy
- https://media1.tenor…_niko
- Only a terminally online moron would cheer on Iran12xu
- nobody's cheering on iran you fucking doltkingsteven
- https://media1.giphy…YakuZoku
- @kingsteven. you missed milan.pango
- Can we move on to WW4 now?neverscared
- Lol, apologies. Not sure if I missed the comment or the comma.kingsteven
- THE IRON DOME!!11milfhunter
- Iran is basically a meme nowGnash
- GuyFawkes5
M.I.T. Computer Program Predicts Civilization Will End by 2040
- Well, I had a good life. KthxbyeNBQ00
- That's a bummer for our childrenMondoMorphic
- Some say it's already gonestoplying
- At this rate, maybe sooner.dbloc
- Just civilisation? So it'll be a bit mad maxy for a while?PhanLo
- Hurry up alreadyscarabin
- Your children can kick rockscannonball1978
- It can also tell you where to find Wonka's golden ticket.toemaas
- Relaaax. Computers are made by humans, humans can go wrong... Computers are wrongOBBTKN
- Krassy1
- "allegedly"_niko
- https://en.wikipedia…Krassy
- Israel and Pakistan are the one's i'd traditionally fear most but with all the talk of nuking hurricanes the US is way in front!_niko
- surprising that Japan doesn't have nuclear weaponsKrassy
- Same with GermanyKrassy
- Both countries have industrial infrastructure and research programmes in place which would mean they could have nukes in fuck-all time, if they needed to pivot.Nairn
- The two biggest flash points I see here aren't 'East v.s West', they're India vs. Pakistan and Russia vs. China.Nairn
- ...or, if Brexit goes really far South, UK vs. France.Nairn
- *Krassy as a result of WW2, the USA prevented both Japan & Germany the ability to use nukes - as well the USA has mandatory military bases in those countriesbliznutty
- It'll be UK vs UK after Brexit, just a big nuclear suicide.PhanLo
- @Naim "Russia vs. China" explain?Krassy
- @Naim "UK vs. France" explain?Krassy
- @bliznutty oh, I seeKrassy
- How the hell does Pakistan have nuclear weapons? I know as much that it's too keep India & Pakistan away from attacking each other, but still...??Krassy
- @krassy - UK vs. France was a joke; Russia vs. China's to do with resource, land and ego. There's a lot of Russia north of China that it would probably like.Nairn
- China is in the ascendant, Russia descendant. There's more of a global prestige and power-play there than between China and US.Nairn
- @Naim good one about UK v FranceKrassy
- Goddam, Francejmckinno
- Israel has about 400 warheads.Beeswax
- @Beeswax Practically, Israel has a as many nukes as the US ;-)Krassy
- Israel has 4 nukes.
Who fucking knows?Nairn - What I meant, is that with US' support, US' nukes are Israel's nukesKrassy
- I've often thought that the best thing to do would be to put smuggle nukes and put them in high rises in each target city. Why bother with ICBMs?Nairn
- Out nucular is tippy-top, tippy tip top I tell you. The man man say so.monospaced
- Why bother with smuggling nukes when you have novichok?shaft
- Deterrence theoryBennn
- there is NO way China only has 280.. more like 28000autoflavour
- but realistically, with such a massive misbalance between US/Russia and everyone else, why do they even bother?autoflavour
- Who are the gatekeepers of these weapons? They are the world’s most important people I think._niko
- @_niko Trump, Putin, Xi, Kim, Bojo - you know, all good honorable menKrassy
- yeah but I mean the REAL gatekeepers, the ones preventing Trump, Putin, Xi, Bojo et al from nuking hurricanes and each other ;)_niko
- let's hope the REAL gatekeepers have hearts & souls and love their own children tooKrassy
- the real problems are new hypersonic rockets that no one can take town for now. russia has this technologie and china too.api
- cunts are still running the worldjagara
- milfhunter4
Russia & China VS Europe & North America
- Vs Australia & New Zealand VS South America & AntarcticaNBQ00
- Azores looks increasingly attractive.shapesalad
- It would be a true world war with India, Turkey, Japan, Korea, a bunch of other Asian countries, etc all fighting with the "Allied" forces.MondoMorphic
- its funny how many theoretical wars can be won by just blowing up the US. no wonder you guys are such a big fan of doomsday deviceskingsteven
- needless to say if this war started i would be rounded up :Dkingsteven
- So, no oceania vs Eurasia vs eastasia?ArchitectofFate
- I'm pretty sure Orwell aligned the world like that just so he could cause outrage by casting England as an airport. but i guess he had a point.kingsteven
- more like the climate vs. humanity.neverscared
- North America vs North Americadrgs
- @shapesalad Madeira is the placested
- Falklands, baby. Southern Hemisphere and ..er.. that's about it.
Shit.Nairn - @Nairn that was colt you penguin, i got goosebumps just reading that.sted
- *coldsted
- pablo287
- And so on, and so on.palimpsest
- Love not Wank... I mean War, Love not War.shapesalad
- or just horny and checking in for how much longer we can fuck around before the apocalypse.BabySnakes
- Guiltyscarabin
- From now on a Nuke attack code word is 'Creampie'... ok.shapesalad
- Roger that...that's a BIG 10 4utopian
- utopian5
- You’ve got this!instrmntl
- shower with shampoo! and you're good.Krassy
- „And make sure to put on some sunscreen.“NBQ00
- Please close the windows with any hands you may have left.Chimp
- Do make sure to capture and contain any mutated survivors to help prevent the oncoming feast of the normiesfuturefood
- Make sure you set all type in all caps with tight leading and overly wide tracking, so no one can read it easily.BaskerviIle
- get on your turbo squid ass homefeel
- M01XXX9
Former head of British Armed Forces gets cut off by Sky when he goes off-script on Syria.
- Mass Media are bullshitBennn
- what's his youtube channel?uan
- thanks mulder.dorf
- sky news.. says it allautoflavour
- Brabo_Brabo-2
Fucking hell.
War is inevitable.
- (stolen) elections have consequencies.Brabo_Brabo
- Why is stolen in parenthesies [sic]?
Tell it like it is!palimpsest - just die you blabbering troll.tank02
- Eat a dick.palimpsest
- Looks like thinks its a big joke.Chimp
- i do not like herGuyFawkes
- Clearly she's laughing because neither wanted to go first.mathinc
- Once a BoBo always a BoBoutopian
- Gabbo, how long have you been eating glue? It'll rot your brain, kid.FNP14
- uhh that was a strange thing to laugh atdbloc
- What do you think they were "laughing at"?palimpsest
- Inappropriate.Krassy
- she's out of her depthKrassy
- She's such a moron. I don't know which one of them, her or Biden, is worse. But at least there're no mean tweets.MondoMorphic
- Clearly she's laughing because she's in over her head. Her 'joke' along w/her insecure cackle are code for "I need help and have no fucking clue what I'm doing"PonyBoy
- Faggo_Faggobabydick
- No fan of Kissinger but at least he understood stuff. Kamala Harris was an unpopular choice at the Primaries for a reason - she's an idiot hoor.Brabo_Brabo
- Even the most diehard Brandon cheerleader must be worried about this?Brabo_Brabo
- Did she write a letter to Putin saying she’s a fan?monospaced
- Unqualified puppet.Krassy
- Krassy0
Vladimir Putin sends family to Siberian bunker as he prepares for nuclear war
- BSpablo28
- It's hard to tell what is fear mongering and what is real.Chimp
- ^^ 100%. Everything coming from our media is pushing us to WW3MondoMorphic
- Perhaps covid didn't kill as many as they planned.Chimp
- no toilet?Salarrue
- No toilet. Dad's special friend made the cut tho.misterhow
- We're at DEFCON 2, one DEFCON short of a full nuclear war.utopian
- they will all live in bunkers after their economy is fucked into the ground.neverscared
- You know it‘s real news, cause it‘s Express. LolNBQ00
- thank god the ladder is labeled, otherwise had no idea what it is. AND, it leads to the air filter? to repair it? or what?Krassy
- Mother is explaining to her daughter why daddy likes men now.Chimp
- "Professor Valery Solovey, 61, formerly a professor at Moscow State Institute of International Relations (MGIMO), made the outlandish claims this week."toemaas
- this is a garbage article and a garbage post. why even post this utope? "the less you know."sarahfailin
- Dailymail also published this: https://www.dailymai…Bennn
- _niko7
all sabre rattling and a show. if Iran really wanted to hit Israel they'd launch their ICBMs 16,000mph vs 200mph drone and un-hittable since they go into outer space before coming down and striking their targets.
Just want to show they responded so they can get back to the real business of killing girls who don't wear a hijab.
- or maybe I'm wrong and they actually did fire ballistic missiles https://apnews.com/a…_niko
- but the ballistic missiles go 7km/s so they would have reached Israel in 2.5 minutes, not hours like they said._niko
- they definitely had ballistic rockets in use alongside the slower, mostly distracting, drones. The footage of them coming down is like a terrifying SpaceX vid..Nairn
- ..seeing them come in down the atmosphere at ridiculo-speed. This was a test as well as a slightly pathetic statement.Nairn
- Iran has been launching rockets at Israel from behind their girlfriend’s skirts for years. Unzipped their own pants this time to limp effectGnash
- Totally stealing "unzipped pants to limp effect", flol.garbage
- colin_s6
This is all so fucking stupid
- i think so too, it's all posturing and shit in a bid to sell weapons...renderedred
- A great distraction for the Dotard and feeds the military machine that runs the US. It has nothing to do with helping Syrians that's for sure.fadein11
- and the military industry in russia. syria will want to update it's defence systems now.uan
- Operation Stormy DanielsRamanisky2
- Did they manage to blow up the 3 remaining buildings in Syria?PhanLo
- perfect tombstone message for humanity,mugwart
- Krassy3
- Why not just give Taiwan nukes as deterrence?NBQ00
- Great time to sign up to USA army if you like beef noodles and bubble tea.shapesalad
- Don't think you get to choose where you go.pango
- Well.. I'm saying, with a GI salary you can now afford beef noodles and bubble tea, in the states.shapesalad
- LETSSGOOOmilfhunter
- U.S Expand troops worldwide, no one seems to see it as a problem.ApeRobot
- If US doesn’t police the world, China or Russia will. @Ape , who would you prefer?Krassy
- There's no difference.i_monk
- ^ if no difference, then what's the solution?Krassy
- We should nuke ourselfpango
- Global socialist revolution.i_monk
- sted2
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea will immediately suspend nuclear and missile tests and scrap its nuclear test site and instead pursue economic growth and peace, the North’s state media said on Saturday, ahead of planned summits with South Korea and the United States.
WWIII Panic is over.
- thanks ObamaGuyFawkes
- little rocket man gave in.hotroddy
- little rocket man has an evil plan
to overrule the entire worldsted - Shouldn’t this go in the peace thread?HijoDMaite
- can't tell if this is /s or not ... Syria would likely be the flashpoint for WWIII, not NKcolin_s
- wait and seeutopian
- well, he can say that, but actions are going to be....shapesalad
- He knows Trump needs this and negotiate a deal to keep in power and get access to the world's economy.Salarrue
- russia gave him the pee pee tape?shapesalad
- they still have nukes. all they said is they won't test them anymore.Gnash
- they don't NEED to test them anymore because they're workingGnash
- NBQ002
I'm curious if some extra terrestrial civilization is watching over us and would intervene if we were about to annihilate the planet.
- Nope, they wouldn't.
Humans won't believe them, and go to war against them.
Religious people will freak out.
Because we are intergalactic idiots.ApeRobot - aliens are afraid of uspinkfloyd
- They are waiting behind the moon, when idiots of us finish killing each other, they will colonize our planet with little effort. Win win.OBBTKN
- It would violate their Prime DirectiveMondoMorphic
- You kidding, who do you think meddled all this into existence? Fuckers are gambling single astroCredits on our global fate.Nairn
- SPACE TALIBAN!!hydro74
- True only reason we haven't been contacted by aliens is because we are the most technically advanced in the universe. They're waiting for us.palimpsest
- Prime directive. We have to get past the great filter (interplanetary spread, interstellar travel).doriangrey
- Nope, they wouldn't.