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- stringbean0
"there are no perfect people, only perfect intentions." - no idea who said it
- peteski0
the only difference between me and crazy person is that I'm not crazy.
s. dali
- harlequino0
"Think about how stupid the average person is, so then realize that half of the people are even stupider than that!"
-George Carlin
- 5timuli0
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion."
- Spike Milligan
- BuddhaHat0
"Victory is not enough; others must fail"
Gore Vidal
- kyl30
"is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"
-from 'blazing saddles'
- HelloWorld0
the internet is the new harvard (university)
- Mea good idea is a good idea forever (philosophy)
- david brent
- HelloWorld0
do it yourself, i got to save some africans!
-david brent
- BuddhaHat0
From findadeath.com:
Reportedly Stan Laurel was on his deathbed when he suddenly said “I wish I was skiing.” His nurse asked “Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?”
Stan said “No, but I’d rather be skiing than doing what I’m doing.”
Then he died.
- Cactus0
"A conceited man likes the smell of his own farts."
An Icelandic Proverb