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- ********0
there is no i in team.
unless you spell it in spanish. equipo. then, there is.
-kona
- mevsthem0
The internet is the new harvard.
-Me
- winter0
LOL!, kOna, you're some sort of episthemological goblin from the PVN wild.
I bow unto thy presence.
Cheers.
- BuddhaHat0
From that quotationspage site, one of my favourite political observers, Gore Vidal:
"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. "
"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. "
- winter0
"I'd never belong to a club that could accept me has a member"
- Woody Allen.
- ********0
thank you winter.
- mrpt0
"The possession of anything begins in the mind."
-- Bruce Lee
- ********0
no matter how tasty it looks never drink plutonium
-kona
- Name-Stop0
Live life as a performance rather than a rehearsal.
- winter0
you're welcome man.
- ********0
"I'd never belong to a club that could accept me has a member"
- Woody Allen.
winter
(Nov 14 05, 19:16)-Groucho Marx
- bassik0
"To bring one's self to a frame of mind and to add proper energy to accomplish things that require plain hard work continuously, is the one big battle everyone has. But when this battle is won for all time, then everything is easy." Thomas A. Buckner
- Ramanisky20
"The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "
Gary Johnston:
Team America: World Police
- Baskerville0
Frank Zappa has some great quotes:
1. Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny.
2. Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
3. There is no hell. There is only France.
4. Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
5. Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
6. It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
7. A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.
8. If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
9. Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
10. You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
11. There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
12. Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
13. Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
14. Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
15. You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
16. You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.
17. Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"18. Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.
19. It's better to have something to remember than nothing to reget...
20. Who are the brain police?
21. The people of your century no longer require the service of composers.
A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.22. There are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.23. I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
24. Most people wouldn't know
good music if it came up and bit them in the ass.25. Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
If that's not enough, there are more here:
- ********0
excellent baskerville.
17. Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"hahaha!
- ********0
LOL!, kOna, you're some sort of episthemological goblin from the PVN wild.
I bow unto thy presence.
Cheers.
winter
(Nov 14 05, 19:13)Oh dont stroke him, he does enough of that himself.
- KuzII0
One thing you can say about the American negro, he never went Communist. He had jesus.
- Roy Cohn (Angels in America)
- ********0
busier than a one legged riverdancer
- theScientist
- ********0
"There are three sorts of people in the world, pussys, dicks and assholes...."
- ********0
"There is no 'I' in team, but there sure is a 'U' in cunt"