New Catchphrases?
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- ********0
If someone asks me to do something I don't want to do I give them the finger and move it across their face and then point it awya from me towards a door and say 'chase that'.
chossy
(Sep 22 05, 05:08)
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And this occurs, when? About ten minutes before the ambulance arrives to deal with the brutal beating you get?
- aliendn0
i like cheezy movie lines that have no relevance like;
ice cube in anaconda:
"yo man, they's snakes this big"or vin diesel in that movie where he goes to his automechanic or whatever
"i want everything over there in here"
- Garus0
them:
hey can you get me a drink while you are out.Me:
No I cant. But I will get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
- DavidFelt0
When angry the Felt boys are known to say:
"I'll bum you back to the...."
This cacn be followed up with "1980's, congo, dole queue" etc etc
Another one I like to do is give someone the finger and state: "thats for you", and then turn my finger on its side and state "and that, is for your dog"
peace
- stewdio0
When someone is micromanaging here's a quaint turn of phrase:
HEY,
I DON'T COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU WORK
AND SLAP THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
DO I?
- Stir0
Not read all the threads but did any one mention...
Gash
If anything if the rudest one i've heard so far!!
- gruntt0
not that i say things like this but i came up with this when you see a sexy lady...
I'd hit that like a foster child.
sorry.
- ross0
This is one thing i find hilarous.
I reply to almost every thing with the words thank-you.ie.
someone says
"its nice out today"i reply
"thank you"or
"what movie do you want to see"
"thank you"
not really a catch phrase, but really throws people off.
try it.
- ********0
I have an exec from the company I'm at right around at the next cubicle and some of these postings have made me nearly piss. Thanks!
I have 2....not really along the insult line but work well anyway....
1: "Thats the clam sauce talkin baby!"
2: "Thats Karate"
I also have something going which is starting to catch on.....while driving, when someone pulls a stupid ass move and cuts you off or almost hits your car or whatever you turn and look at them like they are the most retarded person on the face of the earth and give them a good ol thumbs up! ("Way to go retard!" *thumbs up to you).
- e_b_c0
i got one
tiolet:
buddhaHat
- anzelina0
JAM = just a minute
- e_b_c0
i got one
tiolet:
buddhaHat
e_b_c
(Sep 22 05, 09:09)let me respond in a more constructive way. I will define the slang as i go.
buddhaHat:
as a card-holding GRAPE SMUGGLER (road bike rider) me and all the other BIKE DIKES (bike obsessed) seldom think it's funny that some jack-ass yells "you're winning" at us. It's not like we prod your Xgaymes ass to "bunny-hop" your skateboards. That would be stupid.If you feel like you need to scare the crap out of someone on a bike, you could choose a more scathing topic. Think "Did ball cancer make you so fast?" or Look honey, Lance got fat!"
thanks
- anon0
these days i tend to use "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyr... a lot or "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauota... when i'm truelly pissed off.
- GrammaSeff0
oh oh i got one, and i hope it catches on here in texas
specially in churchthem shits' off the cross yo
- 5timuli0
"Paddy's alright"
- 5timuli0
I asked a London girl in a club to "Show's yer gash" once...I don't think she understood me. Thank fuck. Or not.
- GrammaSeff0
shoudda tried:
Show's me your hatchet wound
- 5timuli0
I got the moment on camera too... but only inprint, not digital. Maybe later. The expression's priceless.
- 5timuli0
"Wizard's sleeve"
- GrammaSeff0
open-faced roast beef sammich