New Catchphrases?
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- mg33
Anyone have a new catchphrase you've coined recently, of the insult variety?
I came up with a good one not long ago, but I barely tell anyone, it's still that special. But I'll share it with all the good people here:
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When someone is whining or complaining about something, just say "Okay Timberlake."And when they say "What's that mean?"
You say:
Or, rather, you sing...
"Cry me a river!" just like the T-man does.
It is certain to receive a scowl.
- ********0
um, no.
- i_monk0
I coined assjack™ earlier today, in fact!
- ********0
when someone is whining i run my index and thumb together. when they ask what i'm doing i kick them in the nuts andsay OCEAN!
there really is no reason for this. i just enjoy it.
- arinya0
OCEAN!
- dopepope0
I tell people to shove it up their balls.
- davey_g0
My new word is "terminal" which I use in leu of sick, or ill...used positively. I've narrowed it down to a shorter version of simply "T."
IE1: "Man, that jump is so terminal".
IE2. "Man, that jump is so T".
I've watched co-workers jump on and it's becoming hot around the office.
- mrdobolina0
rehash this one:
"I'll buy that for a dollar"
from Robocop.
- ********0
I have to ask guys, where's the beef?
- peteski0
I've been using
"what's plan b" a lot.
as in:
"what's plan b, fuck off"
- ********0
Unleash the fury.
- kingjulien0
whenever girls are accentuating their breasts with a v-neck t-shirt, or wearing something extra small, they're "featuring".
- ********0
"fuck it--plan b"
- tehgee0
google it = fuck off
blow up your spot liek woah = i'm not sure KJ keeps saying it ot me liek im supposed to be scurred or soemthin
- sherman0
i avoid confrontation - it makes me nervous
- GrammaSeff0
why not, it's not like there is something preventing us?
- ********0
Bob has bitch tits.
- rockonski0
when some one is chatting away profusely (online or otherwise) i tend to say 2 things:
1. slow down tito!
2. man, have a can of shut the fuck up!
#2 is a little rude.
- ********0
"That put the thunderbolt in my cheerios!"
- GrammaSeff0
This is a great convo starter when talking to mr.dobs
Have you heard the good news?
- blackspade0
my lil bro has some very limited phrases...
bad buzz
(when things arent going so well)good cunt
(a nice fellow)shit cunt
(not such a nice fellow)spiral out
(when someone looses their cool)