Personal Ads!!
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- mg33
Since there's no Friday PS thread, your job is to create the funniest personal ad possible. Same brief three line format as found in newspapers.
Now do it!
- mg330
Hopelessly romantic pessemist seeks same for lasting relationship. Must be comfortable with small-quarters intimacy, have general understanding of tool and dye terminology. No campers, no catholics.
- gruntt0
m4m - looking for a strong healthy man for saturday afternoon.
i need some boxes moved down to the attic.
- ********0
swmw - single white man whore
- ********0
swmw - single white man whore
loves long walks on the beach. crying. sleeping. sleep crying. crying while walking on the beach and beach sleeping.
- mg330
Active, outgoing M.A.S.H. fan seeks mid-30's SWF partner for introductory modern dance course. Must be comfortable in a convertible. No Democrats, no one night flings.
- seed0
One of the funniest I've ever seen said, "GWM looking for furry country boy" lol.
- mg330
Bryan Boytano look-a-like searching for petite, athletic corporate exec. Meticulious nails? California Roll fan? You could be my princess!
- gruntt0
nice healthy man, big like a pepsi can, looking for a pepsi fan.
- ********0
swm. me likey boobies.
- ********0
Perfect Trophy Show Off. Looks of an adonis, shallower than a kiddie pool. Are you rich? I'm for you.
- seed0
lol@kona
- gruntt0
flatulant stricken man seeks smell deprived lady. non-smoker.
- ********0
flatulant stricken man seeks smell deprived lady. non-smoker.
gruntt
(Sep 9 05, 12:23)brilliant!
- ********0
SWM, web geek, iPod owner and MacAddict. Looking for SWF who is fully standards compliant, has a strong aversion to tables. I have no tattoos but mark up is acceptable. Must need shiny trendy objects from Apple to feel safe and secure.
- ********0
swm seeks woman with no penis. i mean it this time. no penises! call me.
- mg330
Mid 50s swm in search of flexible, creative early 20s swf. If you can fold yourself into a pretzel in bed and guide me to your g-spot in spanish, we should tango. No Leno fans.
- gruntt0
swm searching for slutty ladies with impressive employee discounts. home must be convenient to bus route.
- ********0
CM(cheap mexican )
seeks BTB(big titted bitch) for shits and giggles
- ********0
swm searching for car keys.
oops. wrong ad.
- gruntt0
swm seeks mature lady. no teeth a plus.