Office Bathrooms
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- abettertype0
there is no better place to read and/or conduct business....no joke!
- saroose0
blackspade! You made me spit out my drink laughing.
cropdusting
hahahahahahaha
- blackspade0
haha cropdusting classic aye, got emailed that a while back and had similar response ! :D
- lvl_130
at my work they are usually clean but half the toilet stalls at around 2 get clogged. never fails. i think go and eat a fucking horse for lunch and by the time 2o'clock rolls around the horses they ate for lunch today pushes the horse they ate yesterday out. so fucking ill!
also, there is one guy that never fails to amaze us. fucker grunts and groans like he is having an orgasm or some hardcore half hour dental surgery! if any of us see that guy walk into the bathroom we know to stay clear for the rest of the day.
for fucks sake chew your food next time and it might not hurt so bad...or just stop eating that horse!
- davey_g0
blackspade, that shit is so damn funny...yet true at the same time yo! I'm sending that text around to my boys right now, thx!
- Fariska0
this thread is the logical extension of the one started by Ponyboy
- motormel0
some lady that works downstairs from me put like a whole pack of those nasty "stick ups" air freshners in our bathroom and i think its nearly the grossest smelling work bathroom i've had to deal with. i was naseous the other day and that smell instantly made me puke. puking at work is even trickier than pooping at work.
- mg330
If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me:
And do not say "insert timeline!"
- lvl_130
oh and one more thing!
have you ever been in the bathroom and heard the guy that is done and unreels the role of tp...and then again...and then again...and then again...and then again...and then again...and then again! what the fuck!?i think you just rubbed your asshole straight off your ass!
i mean i'm all for clean (*ahem that's what baby wipes are for) but 23 wipes seems a bit excessive and maybe even tortureous
- Jaline0
I currently work in the government and our washrooms are spotless.
Granted, we are women.
However, everyone knows that the woman's washroom has a lot more traffic in it, but is almost always more clean compared to the men's washroom. Although I can't varify that information all the time, since most of my family consists of females. So maybe both washrooms getting equal time spent on cleaning, because there is more traffic in women's washrooms but the men's washrooms are dirtier?
- ********0
A friend of mine once had an employee stop by her a desk and turd rolled out of her pant leg. She pretended it didn't happen.
- lvl_130
A friend of mine once had an employee stop by her a desk and turd rolled out of her pant leg. She pretended it didn't happen.
donbrewer
(Aug 4 05, 19:50)i'm calling bullshit to that. no one is that senile that they would forget a turd was hanging from their anus. c'mon now.
try again!
- abettertype0
A friend of mine once had an employee stop by her a desk and turd rolled out of her pant leg. She pretended it didn't happen.
donbrewer
(Aug 4 05, 19:50)I did that when I was five....no shit. Then I blamed the dog.
- mg330
"I currently work in the government"