hypocrite me II
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true story.
today i was called by two neighbours who were paniced because a giant, and i mean GIANT honey bee colony was on the move. they ended up next to my window on a wall of a neighbouring office that sort of surrounds my place. they were all landing there, by the thousands, the wall was litterally black!!
so i called the police first as i had no clue who to call else, they said i had to call the city council who forwarded me (cuz of holida) to a commercial honey bee killer. i called the institutions main offices (as the staff was not present in the neighbouring office where the bees were entering the wall), they said they would accept the bill.
the man from the bee-killer company told me the honeybee is offically an endangered species and he was NOT allowed to kill them if they did not pose a threat.
It turned out though that they did. In his words, if kids were playing outside or people working in the neighbouring garden they could become irritated and some bees could possibly attack..
now on a completely different note (well for now, as it's relation to this story will become apparent if you read on..):
i am quite ill, i caught a horrible cold and i cough lots and have pains in the chest..so that afternoon, before the bees came i bought a big pot of honey to mix with my tea to ease the pain in my throat.
the bee-fighter told me he'd come back later tonight to see if they were still there, if they were he said he had no choice then to "smoke 'em out of their caves (=wall)"..
as i was hearing him talk when he returned(all in a white suit and with a creepy honeybee killer weapon in his hand) i was sipping my honey-tea watching him do his work from a small distance.
and then it OCURRED TO ME!!
i am no different then Bush!!!
while i am drinking honey like a maniac i have the entire population (including the leader: queen honeybee) killed! to make the similarities more striking i hired someone to kill them, while risking his own life (well to a certain extend!!) and to make it even more striking, i let the neighbouring institution pay for it, which means: TAXPAYERS are paying for the brutal killing of thousands of honeybees and their children honeybees.
while i waved the bee-killer goodbye only a few honeybees were still alive completely confused about what happened to them, left alone in a total chaos of dead bee bodies and posoinous matter.. i stepped inside again and took another tea with lots of lovely honey in it!
- version30
survival of the fittest my friend
besides the honeybees religious beliefs are a farce
- pocho0
Classic!
- emokid0
does that mean you like bush now, since you understand where he's coming from and all?
- blaw0
i knew it... honey bees hate freedom!
- prophet0NE0
B33z R k3wL.
- ********0
haha v3! well the parallels are striking!
even how the bee-killer was talking FEAR into my soul, about how much damage a few bees can do to you, and how that made me come to the conclusion and order him to kill them ALL. (==taliban or iraq?)..
needless to say i am still having honey in my tea right now and i am as addicted to it as Bush is to oil!!
- blaw0
B33z R k3wL.
propoganda0NE
(Aug 4 05, 13:23)
- canuck0
hmm. can someone summarize this for me? And post a witty comment, ta.
- ********0
does that mean you like bush now, since you understand where he's coming from and all?
emokid
(Aug 4 05, 13:21)well i did realize that!! i was thinking OMG, what IF i was in his shoes? would people just be nothing more then bees to me?
- gruntt0
hmm. can someone summarize this for me? And post a witty comment, ta.
canuck(Aug 4 05, 13:25)
if honey were oil bush and janne would run hand and hand killing bees and giggling.
- 8eleven0
whats the metaphor for your violent coughing?
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
sounds to me like you elminated the 'terrorism' before it occured... you can argue that you saved all those kids and dumb pets PRE-EMTIVELY.
... yes - you totally G.B.'ed those bee's.
- version30
the resentment america has for its president tearing him apart inside while he must protect his beliefs
- ********0
whats the metaphor for your violent coughing?
8eleven
(Aug 4 05, 13:29)good one...
hmm.. perhaps the terrible waste of oil and huge emissions allowed by Bush in the US?
- ********0
sounds to me like you elminated the 'terrorism' before it occured... you can argue that you saved all those kids and dumb pets PRE-EMTIVELY.
... yes - you totally G.B.'ed those bee's.
PonyBoy
(Aug 4 05, 13:29)EXACTLY!!!
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the beekiller also advised me to keep windows closed as some could still be alive and if they were i should call him tomorrow and also warn the neighbouring office that some of the bees and/or poison could have leaked inside!
(translated:
keep borders locked, keep an eye on the terrorists 24/7 and check if you did not accidentally chased the terrorists or side/effects of chemical weapons to neighbouring countries, and if so, they have to solve it mostly themselves unless it threatens me as well!!)
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
did you take any of them prisoner? Are you treating them humanely and making sure that they're not being tortured... but nurtured and cared for - even though they don't give a shit about you?
:)
have you set up your own lil Bee Guantanomo Bay?
- ********0
have you set up your own lil Bee Guantanomo Bay?
PonyBoy
(Aug 4 05, 13:36)great idea!
i'll do that tomorrow right away, with the remaining bees that are still alive.
but i don't want to keep them in my place.. too dangerous!
ha! wait.. just realized i got access to the neighbouring garden as i do some gardening for people here.. i will just make a small bee prison somewhere in the corner of THEIR territory!!
great idea!
and while i torture them i will sip from my sweet sweet honey and smile in their evil faces!
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
HAHAHAHA!!
make sure you drink their honey RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM... slurp it up... let it drip down your chin..
... then grab a bee - and squash it in between your thumb and index finger really really slowly... make sure the Queen is watching - it's time to get that bitch in line.
- emokid0
damn. you guys are evil. FUCKING NAZIS!