France and Nuclear Fusion
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/t…
Anyone read this? the whole thing sounds lke a plot to disaster movie:
science goes mad tapping into forces beyound their control
Site is located on a known faultline.
You can guess what happens next? Bruce Willis rolls in the save the day!
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and the Russians, Japanese and German scientists will run it.
"Site is located on a known faultline." - that can't be good....
^_^
- chossy0
I bet they have brilliant worken styled uniforms and all run around with plenty to be getting on with.
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they can cook their croissants with nuclear energy.
it's renewable energy to boot.
:)
- kafeen330
well, the disaster would be ... well.... a disaster. but who knows. everytime a new idea comes up, everybody shoots it down before it is tried.
however, the thought does scare me.... remember spiderman2?
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haha. we have quite a few of those plants here in the u.s. great thing about stuff like this is IT CAN BE SHUT OFF!.
so you don't go around all day sounding like a complete douch it isn't like 'turn it on and it goes forever' kinda thing.
- CaP0
k0na, you have fusion plants on the u.s.a.?!?!? are you sure!?!
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we have the ones where they collide nuclear atoms into each other for power/testing.
less than 20 miles where i live.
what is it called..... fermi-lab?!?
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we got secret stuff too, but it's secret so we don't know...
*open up window and witnesses a flying elephant
- CaP0
oh, yeah, i think i know the ones you mean... those that they throw one against the other in this circle tunnel with a diameter of a couple kms?
anyway, that's not fusion. the big probem with fusion is the great amount of heat needed for that... i remember there have been a few scientists that have claimed that they could do it... but then it wasn't like that.
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Three Mile Island: http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/do…
whoopsie daisy.....
- CaP0
we got secret stuff too, but it's secret so we don't know...
*open up window and witnesses a flying elephant
JazX
(Jun 28 05, 07:36)+++++++
oh yeah, i know those... a piece of advice: DO NOT go outside just after their lunchtime. that's something you don't want to clean off your suit.
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yeah. looks like a large underground track. i saw a photo once and the atoms had little helmets with flames painted on them so they don't get too fucked up in the process of smashing into each other.
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cap your right.
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shite!
your=you're
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oh yeah, i know those... a piece of advice: DO NOT go outside just after their lunchtime. that's something you don't want to clean off your suit.
CaP
(Jun 28 05, 07:39)actually, I'll have you know, that elephant dung is mostly leafy organic material, but yes when it first comes out it has a stinkage to it
if I got hit from fair above it would probably pick up enough velocity to knock me out. ouch
- CaP0
true... but then i wouldn't like to be showered in manure...
- 5timuli0
There's always the possibility of them causing a black hole to form which will eventually swallow up the Earth. There was a dodgy BBC2 program about it a few months back which illustrated what would happen if the fusion experiments go wrong.
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they say that Lion sh*t is the worst of any creature on the planet. nasty diets
Dino's mustn't have been well off either. ughhh
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or what if it opens a portal to another galaxy of hot galaxy babes that want to do computer geeks like us with their two galaxy vaginas?!?
did you ever think about that 5timuli?!? huh? HUH?!?
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I got first dibs on Mrs. Greedo