unwelcomed visitor
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- brains0
fascinating.
an adult that mispells such a simple word.
:)
- brains0
FUCKO fuckstick, I'll rub more than your feet..
I'll rub your shoulders too !
- MrDinky0
FUCKO
- MrDinky0
sorry FUCKOs
- rise0
tell him your gfs mother just died
and you need time with her, you just found out like a few days ago, and you apologize...
- 2cents0
well get yer FUCKO ass over here already!
- MrDinky0
one
- Hans0
tell him about newstoday and show him this thread
- mammalpants0
write him back and say
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO...then proceed to tell him how you have been searching for him for 10 years, waiting to profess your love, and now that he has found you, you are convinced that fate will adequately lubricate your already swollen bungholes.
go get em tiger!pants.
- mattyd0
wow, what a dude.
i jumped into this thread late, but i hope i can contribute.
email him back and be like 'look, alex, i know i gave you the whole spiel on not being able to see you because of work and all that, but, i have to tell you the truth: ive become a swinger. i know that karen is coming down with you and ive never really gound her *that* attractive. but, now that she's coming down with you, it kind of turns me on. i'd be too tempted to just lay some pipe right in front of you. and lord have mercy if you two showed up at my office... i'd hit that and make you watch! but seriously, i've become very violent these days. dont come. elvin'
- piperboytoy0
WOW, you are brave version 3. I am a big pussy, hiding inside my office. :(
- piperboytoy0
This is my practice email.
Dear unwanted visitor
"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU, FUCKO"
Sincerely yours,
- Crouwel0
tell him about newstoday and show him this thread
Hans
(Jul 10 05, 18:08)winner suggestion!
;D
- piperboytoy0
I stilll have 3 more days of dodging him, it's a very small town so I have to hide out. I can honestly say that i will not hear from him ever again.
- brains0
you sent it right ?
- agentfour0
make sure you stop at lake peyto. and moraine lake.
- piperboytoy0
OMG, I responded to this guy saying I'm really busy and I'm going on holidays the week before he comes and working freelance too. I bcc my friends and included this at the end of my email:
"Do you think he will still come up to see me? I really don’t want to see him at all. Help me write something that will stop him from any contact."My friends thought I was so rude to include that, but obviously I'm not as rude as that guy!!
OK today I got a response from this guy still insisting I take him around and show him the sights? WTF? doesn't he get it?
What else can I do??
- JazX0
E. don't do it. Make up an excuse, you don't want unwanted visitors. Bad news....
:(
- version30
I just told my "visitor" that it was time to go and he went bezerk, expecting me to hear his points and listen to him, called me all sorts of names then spit on me. I just told him to leave because he was unwelcome. probably one of the most restrained moments of my life. i'm so shaky right now
- Crouwel0
hahaha too bad i only discovered this thread now. this jsut screams for smartass answers.
tell him he's welcome but has to bring the lubricant, and ask him if he likes rainbow patterned satin sheets. then tell him you will shave yourself just for his visit...and that there is no way your HIV will be transferred with these xtra strong Durex you got..