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tell him you are dating jevad and he is quite possessive and won't allow you to hang out with any other men. alex's wife is welcome to stay of course.
send him a link to this thread
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Oh how I wish.
i would be honest and tell him no dice man.
i would tell him staright up that it aint gonna happen.
i had to deal with it when i lived in whistler... people i never really liked from HS or college calling me up for a free stay on holidays... fuck that.
i'm no charity hostel... stay in a hotel or something like everyone esle.
omg no! wait!! Here's what you should do - invite him! BUT..
You should decorate your place with extremely sick shit. Cut-outs of serial killer articles, and thousands of pictures of random women, some of them with kitchen knives through them. Go to the butchers and get some really bloody meat. Wrap it up nicely and put it in your fridge, in transparent bags. (this is gonna be great for later when you tell him mi casa su casa and that he can grab a beer from the fridge) And as you show him around, you go like "oh, yeah, these little things...yeah, i love women... a little hobby of mine."
omg that would be so much fun, i'll help you decorate!
tell him it's cool if you can send some of your own friends to go and stay with him first.
Then, when the moocher parts his monstrous lips to give you his address, post it up at his local homeless shelter.
Hahaha, his house will smell like homeless people. Oh maaaan that's so funny and not at all degrading.
reply by saying you reported this to the cops he will stop then.
i can understand how you feel. i would feel bad if i was just to straight up tell this dude off...but he really does sound like an ass. the longer you avoid just telling him you aren't comfortable having him stay at your place, the harder it's going to be later. just do it. you don't need shit like that eating away at you.
guy is nuts
thanks for your support. I will email him today and tell him straight up that he's not welcomed and i will not make time for him. In my head, I just want to tell him off.
If there's nothing you can do to stop him, just do what jox suggested. It should keep him away for good. Otherwise, maybe you could stay in your house and don't answer the door if it's him? Or just ignore him maybe. Or just say you're really busy and need some quiet time to get lots of work done.
I haven't washed my feet in months and i've been wearing the same socks since last year.
I also don't wash my penis.
Tell him he should realize his mental problems and do something about it. Assholes.
so piper can you paraphrase the story so far?
open your heart and realize that you and he are actually one
tell him that you are okay with him visiting but you are in the process of moving. so he is welcome to come if he wants to help you move EVERYTHING in your apartment. don't forget to mention that you are moving to a place on the third floor of a building with no elevators.