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Hi Edvin!! See you sooN!
tell him you're out of town, or you have an overbearing girlfriend and he can't come, or you have an apartment the size of a typical bathroom and you can't have any visitors.
any lie will work.
tell him that as embarassed as you are to admit it, your herpes have recently broken out and your barely able to move.
i'm pretty sure he's trying to get in your pants. the herpes thing should be a pretty good deterent.
tell him that you don't like him and that noone ever liked him and that in school he was known as the biggest mooch and that you'd rather kill yourself than see him. that should work.
OMG i think i'm having a heart attack. helppppp; an ;n
I'm dead, so don't visit me!
he wants your penis...
Is he mental? I'd be scared!
So whats the score. Did you write him back after the second letter and his answer? Is he still eager to come?
how about being honest?
just tell him you never liked him and would rather not have him come over and mooch off you.
Not like there's a need to keep him happy with some lies.
he is gonna kill you once he find out you dont like him..
Be assertive, damnit.
hey, no, i was just kidding, what's wrong with you people :P
tell him some bullshit
Day by day he gazed up him...
Day by day he sighed with passion...
Day by day...
Don't reply, simple.
hollywood makes at least one b movie a year based on a true story simular to yours.. . but dont worry, it never happen in real life....
This was his last email, after I told him I have no time and basically said that I really don't want to see you or to catch up:
Yes I understand how busy you can be, especially after coming back from holidays but we are OK with going out for a late dinner with you. This will allow you to complete your projects and still spend some time to show us around the city. We do not mind eating very late on occasion so that we can spend some time with you since you must work late. Please let me know which day works best for you.
We may also stop by your office to say 'hello' early in the week and you can show us where you work and what you do. Karen has mentioned to me that you work with web design and she made your new occupation sound so interesting. Since my friend from HK finds this field very interesting we would love to see your offices and your work. We can drop by anytime that is convenient for you.
Our trip is in 1 week's time. We look forward to meeting with you and catching up.
Is he still in Banff? Did he ever stop by to see you?
I never wash my penis! that's what I should have wrote in my reply!
I wonder if I was being dramatic?