Strange Things...
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- ********0
word spendoggy ;)
- mg330
as soon as the elevator starts moving up, you fall to the floor like a rag doll.
shellie
(Jun 2 05, 15:15)\
--------------------LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jaline0
nutsos! lol
- mayo0
*after lunch*
god, i'm so full, my nipple just burped.
*use your phone to take photos of the reactions and email to mayo*
- mg330
[With a red, red face]
I'm gonna kill that b*tch when I get home!
- _salisae_0
hahhahahahhahahahamayooooooooooo...
- mayo0
just make sure you take the photo _salisae_ :)
- Jaline0
*raises eyebrow
- ********0
feel free to memorize that line i said earlier and try saying that to a person before they get off
- mg330
Don't press me against the wall, I've got lotion all over my butt.
- mg330
You can't see the zit blood on my shirt collar can you?
- shellie0
you can lose your finger in my belly button. wanna try?
- ********0
I hope this elevator speeds up because I really need to take a poo.
- driftlab0
Does this look infected?
- mg330
"Ever seen liquid pearls?"
*yanks hand from inside underwear, coated in ejaculate, thrusts it into innocent persons face, then sucker punches them with other hand before shouting, "Dummy, aint no thing called liquid pearls!!"
- brains0
"I've got two dicks."
- brains0
just mumble to yourself, like you are working out a math equation..
"two in the pink, one in the stink, two IN the pink ONE in the stink..
two in the pink ONE IN the stink.. hrmm. two.. pink..."
- ********0
I would hit all the buttons and then yell poop and then fart.