Strange Things...
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- Peter-Parker0
It gets kinda itchy
- shellie0
i'll show you mine if you show me yours.
God, I mean drivers licence picture fack.
- Jaline0
driver's license? wtf? hahaha
- spendogg0
I have said this to my friend when 5 people got on the elevator
"you know how people have that thing in their brain that stops them from walking across the street and randomly smashing someones face in? i don't think i have one of those"
then just stare at the roof
- mg330
Man, these bloody caluses have really soaked my socks.
- brandelec0
*in sloth voice from goonies
haaay whaad floor??
- mg330
"that thing in their brain"
that's awesome
- version30
i can't hink of anything to say to you that will make you think i'm wierd, so do you just want to make out?
- ********0
hi, just by looking at you, i know we are match made in heaven. i mean just how you look and how u look at me. there is this sparkle in your eyes. i mean i know, i totally feel it too. yes that look, i know for sure we are gonna make love tonight. i mean its just so magical that we just happen to meet you in this brief moment in the elevator. who knew i would find my true love in here. did you think of that? but you gotta understand that its like billion to one that it might happen. i would call this destiny or even serendepity. have you seen that movie? omg that was such a good movie. i loved it so much. that english chick was HOT, i mean i would fuck her upside down for hours. and i wouldnt mind if John kusack or what ever his name joining in the fun. have you tried three some? i havent cause i havent had the chance to explore yet. but you got a friend how might be interested? i mean, how can you live on with out trying new things in your life? i heard that it hurts when you first do anal. is that true? i dont mean to say that you have done it but you seem like a girl who is pretty loose when it comes down to these things. do think i can borrow a $5? i little short on my cab ride tonite. where do u live? i could share a cab with you if you dont mine. i mean either way we are gonna have sex tonight so mind as be your place. i dont think my parents will approve of you coming to my place. cause i dont wanna bring a whore home. so what do you say? if not tonite tomorrow? call me ?
- mg330
How are you? [response]
It sucks being an IT guy, I'm sure you didn't have to clean boogers out of a keyboard with tweezers today did you?
- Jaline0
it's just like pick-ups lines without many people around. or maybe the elevator is full...then it's just like a pick-up line.
- _salisae_0
tell them to stand toward the center of the elevator .. helps it go faster
- mayo0
greet people by the floor number they push in a very Hannibal Lecter way of speaking. Drawl out certain vowel sounds. Emphasize random words:
"Well helloooo Mr.7th Floor"
"how are *you* today Ms. Garage Level2"
- Jaline0
"Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
- ********0
ahah salise
i have done that before hahah
- version30
mommy !?
- brandelec0
lol mayo
"hellooooooo lobby raaawr"
- mayo0
*in a glass elevator, when it's obvious that someone is heading for the elevator*
"*gasp!* he's coming! quick, knock my teeth out and make me look like a Haitian hooker!"
- spendogg0
Dinky you are a funny fuker - i totally read that as fast as i could, cuz no one is to get a word in, right?
- shellie0
as soon as the elevator starts moving up, you fall to the floor like a rag doll.