Strange Things...
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- mg33
...To say to a stranger in an elevator:
-----Is that you that smells like grilled cheese?
- version30
wanna play tic tac toe on the door?
- mg330
I had to pick my nose with a metal wire today.
- Jaline0
Wanna pretend like we have to escape through the top hatch with mechanical gadgets because we're secret agents stuck in an elevator?
- ********0
are you gay?
- _salisae_0
going down? *raise eyebrows rapidly
- shellie0
*leans close* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *deep exhale* *makes deep breathing through nose sounds* Hi, my name is Shellie.
- shellie0
HAH dink you always make me lol.
- Jaline0
WARNING: this thread will create fantasies.
- ********0
"i can tell that you are not wearing a bra"
- brandelec0
you've done the dirty in one of these before haven't you?
- mg330
Can you just imagine a priest touching a little boys buttocks?
I mean, just try and picture that.
- version30
you gotta little something on your lip
no the other side
still not off
*licks finger
want me to get it for you?
blatently stolen from Final Destination 2
- Jaline0
*sigh
I WAS going to post something not-so-nice but then I would've been typecast!
- Bio0
pssssst... over here.
- ********0
I like your shoes, can i lick it?
- brandelec0
DO it
- spendogg0
- you are already in the elevator and someone walks in -
...and then out of nowhere I feel something and i look behind me and her roomate john is tickling my balls...
- ********0
*get really close to hair
your hair smells nice
- lifeinbinary0
say hello to my little friend
- lifeinbinary0
and by little i mean not little at all