I Love You Internet!
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- mg33
This is where we will all thank the Internet. We all owe it so much love for what it gives us.
Why do you love Internet? What has it given you?
--I just took a leak in the washroom and just kind of thought how cool it is, I mean, I never knew what an Octodog was until just 10 minutes ago.
I'd never have found that through a mail order catalog!
- imakedesign0
everyone knows a octodog is a frankfurter converter which skillfully turns a simple wiener into an eight legged creature from the sea
- ********0
the internet has taught me that acmeanalvibrator is NOT a 18 year old female asian model that likes sex with designers like me. she is a 44 year old 400lb fat buy from iowa.
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!
- ********0
damn.
buy=guy
- mg330
Please, everyone, end your post like Kona by writing
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!
- kld0
you should marry it...
DO IT!
- ********0
the internet has taught me that i can be as sexy as the sexiest image i can find on google... then show that to everyone and pass it off as myself.
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!
- dopepope0
I love you innernets...
for this...
- kld0
That guy is a player.
- ********0
The internet has helped me sit in one place for too long. It's enabled me to stay inside when it's nice out. To type more instead of touch more. It's given me new motives to discover more ways to watch movies and music without paying for them.
And it's done wonders for my love life. I've found a new definition of desensitized after having gone through the amount of porn the internet affords me. I've also been blessed with new names to call woman such as *#$@hole and $@@%#balls.
When I'm 70 and sitting around with my friends, talking about the good ol days over a warm beer, I'll have lots of threads to discuss.
long live the net
- swollenelbow0
yum, bitch!
- mg330
Ohh!! Swollen!
HeeHaw teeth!
- Nairn0
I learned to send tubgirl & Goatse.cx to innocents.
I LOVE YOU INNERNES!
- ********0
the octodog reminds me of a carolina squirter... another college concoction...
sorrorities used to make them for parties... basically a hot dog filled with liquor... nasty.
- Jaline0
The internet has taught me that you really CAN find anything your heart/mind desires.
- mg330
Sorry to quote this (it's being overused)
but randoman, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
- version30
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tubgirl and lemonparty
- ********0
I just plunged knitting needles into my eyes--
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!!
- Nairn0
Goodness. I'd never heard of lemonparty. 'Thanks' v3!
- swollenelbow0
ICK hah i'm like this lady.
- ********0
is this thread about my new nickname?