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- emecks0
madeGB - also how many Tornadoes do the Iraqis have?
The yanks still managed to shoot one down.
Friendly Fire?
Your mate Danny deserves a medal for bravery for going in the air when the yanks have their missiles pointing skyward.
stem
(May 9 05, 06:44)*sniffs the air...
*smells impending war
*pulls on kevlar and opens a beer to watch the fireworks.
- stem0
Maverick:
Requesting permission for flyby.Air Boss Johnson:
That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.This film is class - I think the yanks took it as an "action" film.
To be watched with tounge, firmly in cheek!
- madeGB0
heehee mx, just waiting for an american response.
How's things with yourself?
- vespa0
*pulls up deckchair next to mx
**opens champers
***puts up umbrella to protect hair from imminent bloodletting
- stem0
To get the full advantage of muliti-billion dollar stealth technology - it helps if you CLOSE the bomb-bay doors!
- stem0
http://www.aeronautics.ru/predat…
Was that you Iceman?
- ********0
The American mlitary is run by a bunch of incompetent hicks and rednecks, and malnurished ghetto rejects from the projects, raised on a diet of cowboy films, sylvester stallone movies, schwartzenegger flicks, and gi joe's
- paraselene0
*returns from lunch
eh? wot's all this, then?
**slings hammock up between two anti-aircraft missles next to the other neo-colonialists
***sets about chopping fruit for a jug o' pimms
- stem0
turns to Maverick
Maverick:
Yes sir.Viper:
That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?Maverick:
Yes sir.Viper:
I like that in a pilot.
- stem0
Damn Gooks!
- vespa0
mmm pimms.
*steams bowl of chocolate over butane powered camping stove to dip surplus strawberries in
- paraselene0
ooh! fondue berries. you're a genius pet.
*fans vespa with palm fronds
- ********0
*steams bowl of chocolate over butane powered camping stove to dip surplus strawberries in
vespa
(May 9 05, 07:12)Careful. That might get mistaken by a certain western troop as a chemical weapon or maybe even a wedding party from a distance.
- ********0
excuse me, but where are the fireworks? i lit the touch paper, but there was no kaboom!
- vespa0
*soaks berries in contreau before dipping as one last bourgois hurrah before the storm
- madeGB0
kus, we are just as bad. Only last week there was a choice between radar system that would work spot-on and could be up-dated v's shite system that needs twice the staff, breaks down regulary and can't be re-newed.
Guess which one we went for??Only decent thing was Rapier:
http://www.army-technology.com/p…
but in falklands, they forgot that it couldn't shoot downwards - so what did people do - yep put them above the height of in-coming aircraft! genius!!
- ********0
(madegb - note for the future, you must take all my anti-americanisms with a very healthy dose of salt)
- paraselene0
ha, moth!
*arms butane camoflauge systems
- madeGB0
alrighty ;)
- vespa0
*prepares concealed contreaulov cocktails