Easter
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- ********
I'm going to get filthy drunk and sloooowly roast a Lambs' Leg on a bed of beans on Sunday, whilst quaffing fine bottles of red.
I might also buy a ham joint and have ham and poached eggs for breakfast all weekend.
Who's with me?
- _smk0
droool...
No breakfast yet - be careful with the food descriptions :)
- emecks0
I will be mostly sulking.
All I wanted for Easter was a Kinder Surprise Easter Egg.
(the one with the big toys)Now my gf says she can't find any.
And this after I've already got her a luxury easter egg in Belgian chocolate, which considering I am Swiss, is a reral fucken sacrifice, ken?
- ********0
can i join ya, ya hoooor??
it's da fokkin resu-rection!
- _smk0
there you go mate :-)
- emecks0
wahey!
A kestrel for a knave, or summit.
Where's Brian Glover??
- paraselene0
oh, moth! can i come over for easter dinner at your house? i'm starting to have second thoughts about this croquet business.
hey, hey, em. don't sulk! easter is about afternoon sex, not kindersorpresa!
- _smk0
aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh
git tae fuck Kuz!!!!!!
- ********0
dammit. there goes the sense of mystery.
Aye, Kestrel fo' knave.
Brian Glover's me dad.
- ********0
If you're serious Para - you're welcome to. Our "dinner party" is going to be 3 people strong, rather than 7. :(
I'm damn-well cooking anyway ;)
Planning to have it Sunday.
- ********0
i'm off ta leeds tonaat, and then a gig wit' a fella ton Radiohead on Sunday affy. T'otherwise ah'd join ya moff.
- moondog0
did someone say resurrection?
- paraselene0
i'd really love to come! let's have a chat tomorrow and make a plan. woo-hoo! super moth cookin'!
- ********0
If you stand me up Para I'll tell Ali you called her a blond essex tart.
- paraselene0
omg! i really, really, really promise NOT to stand you up!
- paraselene0
i know my track record is dodgy, but that was a terrific threat. i think it worked.
- ********0
haha!
No I wouldn't. That's kinda like shooting myself in the foot.
I need you here yesterday already...
- emecks0
cheers _smk!
But that's jist wan o' they wee wans, ken?
no para easter is not about afternoon sex . ....
It is about afternoon sex AND chocolate AND a fucken huge toy inside yer easter egg tae give hours (well ok minutes) of fun tae build.
- CharlesChester0
I'm going sit, dressed in only a string vest, white y-fronts, argyle patterned socks held up with garters and 'country' brown brogues, on an old wooden chair in the middle of a bare room by candlelight, knocking back a bottle of port and holding a shotgun... waiting for that bastard to get back. All weekend if I have to.
- hot_fs010
Leg of Lamb pierced and studded with anchovies, garlic and rosemary served with purple sprouting broccoli and mustard mash.
Multiple bottles of red.
- GeorgiePorgie0
I will be plenty drunk celebrating the 'Rising of the King'