The filth...
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- ********
Got burgled on Friday afternoon. When my flatmate came home (after only an hour out) to find our front door was no longer attached to the rest of the house he figured there was a good chance they might still be in the house.
Phoned the cops.
Target response time: 12 minutes.
Actual respose time: 24hours 30 minutes.Useless cunts.
- soda0
shit that's rough.
Where are you living?
Did you lose much?
Fingers crossed you were insured lad?
- lifeinbinary0
thats awful. hopefully not much was taken?
material goods come and go. you are safe and that's great news.
- ********0
soda >
Hackney.
Lots.
No.Trying to sort insurance now. Probably a good chance they will be back for the rest.
- numberoneson0
That sucks mate, 24 hrs is taking the piss! Whatever happened to that BBC programme about ex-cons showing people how to secure their houses?
- soda0
that's rough mate, I feel for you not that that makes it any better.
Got robbed a few years ago and it's fucking horrible.
- UndoUndo0
bet they were too busy setting up speed cameras
- smellvetica0
is this it?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/s…
- save0
Try this idea
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/engla…
- beagle0
24 hours? wtf can they be doing to take 24 hours? they should be able to jog to your place in less than 24 hours...
- mrming0
The UK police suck. It's a double edged sword though - you never get any hassle but you never get any help... :-(
- vespa0
that sucks salty balls. 24 hours?! christ. i bet if you were in westminster council (with rich neighbours) they'd be there in a jiffy
- Leigh0
Shit you too!
I got robbed last week.The Scum.
- beagle0
I bet the cops are in it for 50%
don't be surprised to see one of them donning your gold medalions down the street...
- ********0
I'd be less surprised, beagle, to see you walking down the street wearing a hat bearing the legend cock.
cock hat.
- ********0
shite the kilt, that's a classic case o' nae luck skt!!
Booby traps are the way forward.
Like when ye put up poasters exposing the local fascists always mix the glue with fibreglass, ken? They'll no try tae peel oaf mare than one o' yer poasters....
- CharlesChester0
My philosophy on the police is the same as my philosophy on designers and artists...
"Kill Them All"
Cheers.
- ********0
Aye, too fucking right booby traps. Get Home Alone on the cunts....
Now where did I put my micro machines...
- ********0
Seriously my uncle used tae have a hatch jist inside the back door, (just went to the foundations, only about 2 feet deep or so - kept his beer down there...) anyway whenever he went oor he'd open the hatch and leave the doormat covering it... perfect, jist have tae remember it yersel' though!
- opiate0
got your email then checked out this... damn, sucks skt. Sorry to hear.