remodel ya office
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- mg33
If you could make major changes to your office (the whole place, not just your space) overnight, and not get caught, what would you do?
You'd have all the money you would need, and a crew of people to help.So what would you do? I must think about this 20 times every day.
- mrdobolina0
I'd burn the building to the ground.
- tomkat0
more chix
- mg330
I would have the men's restroom stall walls and doors removed and replaced with slightly transparent curtains.
I would have framed photos of female mud wrestling in the bathroom as well.
All the carpet removed, fresh asphalt put down so the small would last for months.
Add a stove and oven to the kitchen (it's only funny because no one would ever use it)
- k0na_an0k0
make windchimes out of cowbells and hang them all over the place.
- mg330
I would also put STD prevention posters in the men's room.
- QuincyArcher0
i totally get a bunch of posters from these people;
- mg330
Man kona I bet you could do a number on any office.
You all need to read the book "The Magic Christian" by Terry Southern, then watch the movie.
That's who I basically want to be in life one day: Guy Grand.
- I always loved the one about the wide movie theater seats: two for the price, and a chance for vice!boobs
- k0na_an0k0
i'd shoot expanding foam over everything, paint the whole place white and come to work the next day dressed like i'm going skiing.
- k0na_an0k0
take my boss's office, flip it and superglue it all to the ceiling.
- mg330
those posters are great quincy!
We've got some of the real ones in our office services department. I'd love to swap one out for the one with the bear grabbing that salmon.
- gruntt0
i would replace all of the doorknobs with fake breasts.
- mg330
While possibly going unnoticed, it would be great to put handrails on every wall, totally make it look like a hospital.
And put some of those containers for throwing away needles in the kitchen.
- k0na_an0k0
set up a photoshoot for the next 50 cent video and have everyone show up around noon to start filming in the office.
dancin bitches everywhere.
- gruntt0
this would actually be cool if it could work.
plant grass on all floor surfaces.
- k0na_an0k0
all telephone receivers will be replaced with dildos... cord attached.
- gruntt0
deep fryer in the breakroom.
always on and scalding hot.
- k0na_an0k0
all chairs would have a thick coat of lamb skin over the back.
fuckin a, if they're going to treat us like sheep we might at well look like it.
- mg330
deep fryer in the breakroom.
always on and scalding hot.
gruntt
(Feb 9 05, 12:52)
------------------------LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God Gruntt that's the best laugh I've had in months...
- ********0
i would fill up the office with clear acryl ..
when the boss is still there btw.
- gruntt0
mg33
=D
in months? you need a vacation my friend.