major dilemma
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- ********
i want to have salad for lunch, but i only have a meat fork
- taragee0
have a meat salad
- mayo0
make lettuce wraps
- grafholic0
use your hand.
- QuincyArcher0
there is but one solution...find someone with a salad fork, stab them, and take their fork.
- nburlington0
go fork yourself
- taragee0
at least its not a spork
- dippy0
soooo, how'd you solve your dilemma, magicpatch? Did you stab someone?
- grafholic0
haha, spork.
- ********0
im still working on it, although i do like the lettuce wrap idea, i dont want to touch it with my hands
- 5timuli0
What would Jesus do?
Personally I think he'd have a fish sandwich. And some wine.
- SteveJobs0
sue the fork manufacturer for starving you.
- taragee0
make a lettuce wrap with the meat on theoutside
- dippy0
mmmm... fish sandwich. wine.
- 5timuli0
Glue several layers of the salad together to make a meat-esque steak. Voila! Problem solved.
- ********0
now we are getting somewhere, i used toothpicks to prop the lettuce, i then spread dressing on the inside and made a loaf, now i just gotta get the goodies in there
- taragee0
jellybeans?
- ********0
I haven't eaten since dinner last night
- ********0
thats for desert sweepee, rand you can have half of my lettuce loaf
- taragee0
o wait its pankake day though
- jevad0
"have a meat salad
taragee
(Feb 8 05, 12:01)"you can have my packed meat