Your Health Regimen
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- Bitlounge0
I recommend 1/2 glasses of freshly made orange juice, every day. It helps to protect against colds and flu.
- gruntt0
whenever i'm around a child that sneezes or coughs i kick that child in the head and then throw away my shoes.
- _salisae_0
you are getting funnier and funnier!
- -sputnik-0
a cup o tea with a neat whiskey!
- gruntt0
i don't get sick often. here is what i do.
i smoke cigarettes like they were handed to me by jesus himself.
i drink beer, alot.
i do not exercise.
i do not keep regular sleeping hours.
it's been working really well actually!
- jpea0
fresh carrot juice, vit C, fresh, low-processed meats/veggies, some exercise, and a good brew every once in a while and you're set.
- _salisae_0
but you're happily married - best immune system defense going!
poor, miserable and lonely souls have to take supplements :)
- k0na_an0k0
whenever i'm around a child that sneezes or coughs i kick that child in the head and then throw away my shoes.
gruntt
(Jan 5 05, 13:38)
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! dude. funniest post all day. aaahahaha! i'm putting that one in the anthology thread.
- gruntt0
sali - i think there is something to that "happliy married" part. In fact that other stuff really isn't all that good for me now that i look at it all in list form. I'm going to go home now and thank my lovely wife. And then smoke and drink... just in case.
- mg330
Issac Asimov robot stories are a good cure for the common cold
- gruntt0
cheers kona! i was pleased with that one myself.
=P
- jamble0
I usually catch a cold when the clocks go back, I think it's the sudden change from finishing work in the daylight and finishing work when it's pitch black!
Since I've got a better job I've not a thrown a single sickie in 12 months and generally feel fine all the time these days, hangovers excluded.
I don't eat particularly well and I've recently re-indulged in smoking after a 9 month quitting session.
I do play 5-a-side football 2 times a week and I tend to get to the gym and run 5km at least 2 times a week as well so I'm in reasonable shape these days which I'm certain helps.
I don't take vitamins or anything like that, they've never really done anything for me.
- k0na_an0k0
also, i'll tell you a little secret. i take a baby at a time and place them gently in a 1500lb press, then press the juices out of them and drink it twice a day. i shit you not i feel younger.
- johndiggity0
wash your hands, and eat your own boogers (not in that order though).
http://www.ananova.com/news/stor…
- k0na_an0k0
dude i'll eat my boogers but no fuckin way i'm washin my hands.
sick bastard.
- _salisae_0
kona on a roll! yummy :)
- ricstultz0
green teeeee-eeeee-eeeea...
*sung like texas tea part of Beverly Hillbillies song.
- mg330
ROFL kona, that "in a 1500 lb press" part made me just lose it.
- johndiggity0
the monks in china also swear that drinking your own urine can cure blindness and cancer.
- _salisae_0
monks have to entertain themselves somehow!