One Good Reason

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  • ********

    ...why I should move to Cape Town?

    I mean London's so nice and clean and the proprty is so-oo cheap!

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  • waynepixel0

    You sure you got the right London. It in Engalnd

  • rasko40

    I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
    I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
    I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
    And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
    I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
    Who hate black people

    I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
    I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
    I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
    I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
    I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
    Who smell like baboons

    I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
    That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
    I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
    I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
    I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
    With no sense of humour - ha ha

    I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
    At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
    I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
    I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
    I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
    And I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    Because we've never met one either
    Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

    Yes he's quite a nice South African
    And he's hardly ever killed anyone
    And he's not smelly at all.
    That's why they put him prison.

  • nicko0

    ha ha, nice one

  • dan100200z0

    One reason why you shouldn't is:
    you'll get all your stuff nicked...
    I believe JBerg and CAPETWN have the highest Criminal presence in the world...

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    The problem with South Arfrica, is that it's full of South Africans.