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- ********0
Dear Georgie,
Go find Bubba and let's have a presidential picnic ok?
*arsenic flavoured watermelon included.
Cool?
JazX
- mg330
Dear Mr. President,
When I answered the phone, oddly, at 4.21am this morning, there was only a robotic type drone of sound and clanging gears. I heard no voice, but the rythmic nature of the sound patterns made me feel like someone was trying to say something.
When I awoke, the attached photograph was taped to my front door.What could this mean? Is this the CIA's way of recruiting me?
Thank you.
Attached:
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
Remember when your dad threw up all over that Japanese dude?
That was awesome.
Yours, etc.,
Boolean
- mg330
the little kid said it like this:
anduh sticku budda
- StuBru0
Not so dear Mr. Bush,
Forgot to ask in my last letter: why does everybody calls you President when you're not entitled to that honour. We both know back in 2000 you smacked Al Gore really hard in the face so he passed out and then you took the title he deserved like a thief in the night.
Answer me this time, will you?
- mg330
Dear George,
What was it about Gianni Versace that attracted men to him?
Bye.
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
Remember when Laura (your wife) told the press that she knew you didn't go AWOL during your time in the reserves? And when asked how she "knew," she said because you told her so.
We laughed...
Yours, etc.,
BP.S. How come you're not responding to me?
- _niko0
Dear Mr. President:
why do you need Dick Chaney to hold your hand during the 9/11
panel hearing.are you a little girl?
- ********0
- virtu0
mr president,
i was wondering if you could clue me into why these liberals are so misinformed? why dont they read a book or something? i think this matter is of serious concern, and should be considered by you.
thanks. much support.
godspeed,
marcus.
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
Marcus has a crush on you.
Yours etc.,
Boolean
- virtu0
mr president,
boolean is half right. I have a crush on the idea of you being president. Im not gay, so i am not particularly attracted to you.
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
I had a friend who once told me he wasn't gay, and then he tried to kiss me on the lips.
I'm just saying.
Yours, etc.,
BP.S. John Snow says, "Whazuup!?"
- _niko0
Dear Mr. President:
you're a very busy man, perhaps if marcus could remove his lips from your ass long enough maybe he could enlighten us as to why you refuse to be under oath and why you refuse to have your testimony recorded in any way during the 9/11 panel hearings?
what are you hiding?
- ********0
Dear Mr President,
For some time now I have had amorous feelings towards your daughter. With your permission, Sir, I would like to court her with my affections. Please accept my sincerist assurances that I shall behave towards her with the total respect due to someone with such class and dignity.
Yours sincerely,
K-dogg
PS, Is she still on the crack?
- tomkat0
ooh..
i can smell some BrownCrime™ coming..
- virtu0
mr pres,
why do people have to make the 911 hearing out to be a political, partisan mud slinging fest? isnt is just supposed to be a hearing to find out what happened, and how to prevent it from happening again? if this is the case i dont see why any of it needs to be televised.
well, your response on this matter would help greatly.
____mje
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
I know you're busy, but could you please attend just ONE of the funerals of someone who had died as a result of your orders?
Thanks in advance.
B.
- pascii0
dear mr. bush
if you ever come near my domy i will stick your litso in a trashbin
- e-wo0
dear mr. bush,
thank you for attending the funerals of *several* soldiers who died fighting in iraq.
keep it up!
e-wo