Dear Mr. President...
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- mg33
What would you write to Bush? What would you ask?
I have this all cued up and ready to go by email:
"Dear George W. Bush,
Sometimes I just zone out for no good reason that I can come up with. Could it be the weather, or am I finally too mesmerized with Bryan Boytano? He might have placed a hex on me, you know.
In any event, have you ever had friends with problems like these?
Your citizen,
Solaris Moonskin"
- dan_o0
Dear George W. Bush,
wazaaaaaaaa?
Not your citizen,
Me
- ********0
mr president...
can i stick my right fist up your ass?
that's what i'd say.
definitely.
- StuBru0
Not so dear Mr. Bush,
Last week during a very urgent public toilet visit (no, I'm not George Michael but do read on), I noticed afterwards that there was no toilet paper. Sh*t, indeed.
Luckily I had a newspaper with me, with a picture of you on the frontpage. I ripped it out and wiped my ass with it. It never felt so good to be stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper.By the way, my good friend Louis Michel says hi and wants to know how's Laura's bush.
Oh yeah, when is your birthday? I hope you will be pleased if I send you a box of pretzels...
Yours truly. So not.
- ********0
Dear Mr. Bush,
May I please have 1 million $ US Dollars? I have always been a big fan of Ulysses Grant, therefore, the new 50's would suit me fine.
Thanks,
Jason Xerxes
- mg330
JazX is that your name?
You're not Xerxes on Flashkit, are you?
- virtu0
dear mr bush,
uhm, i was wondering if you could send me some free red white and blue swag? I know that since your the president and all, that you probably get that kinda stuff for free all the time, because like, your the president and people send presidents stuff like that. And i have noticed that you never wear that stuff, so that must mean that its laying around the oval office or something. So, if you wanna send me all the stuff you dont want, i would be much appreciative. I wear a large size shirt, just incase that helps.
oh, and say hi to colin powell for me.
ok, much love.
godspeed,
marcus.
- brooke0
Dear Mr. President,
Today is Saddam's birthday. He is 67. Don't forget to send him some flowers.
Love,
Moi
- ********0
mg33, no Jason isn't my real first name and Xerxes isn't my real last name, contrary to popular belief. I'm not Xerxes on Flashkit.com either. Send me a mail and I'll tell you the real deal. :)
- ********0
WTF happened to Saddamy? Where is that dog?
- mg330
Dear George,
Do you remember a Sesame Street segment in the 80s where a kid finished people's sentences with "And a stick of butter?"
It's in my head today and I thought that with your presidential superpowers you could track it down in the Library of Congress for me.
Thanks,
Solaris Moonskin
- Yakuoi0
"Dear Bush,
Why did you have to be born?
Your not so good fan,
Paul"Isn't it great.
- Soler0
Yo, G-Dub:
You straight been killin' all kinds a those Iraqi gangstazzz. Ever worry you mights be in line for some karma, dog? Git yo ass outta there, son!
Peace - Soler
- mg330
Dear Mr. President,
Why do birds sing? And why do they fall in love?
Yours,
Toby Keith
- virtu0
dear mr. bush,
why dont people stop being stupid about the war in iraq? why cant they realize that we are in a war and that they should support our troops?
i figured that you might be in the know regarding this issue.
godspeed,
marcus.
- Soler0
i sent him one right when the war started: This was the response:
Thank you for emailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very important to him.
For up-to-date information about the President and his policies, please check the White House web site at www.whitehouse.gov.
Unfortunately, because of the large volume of email received, the
President cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House
staff considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.Again, thank you for your email.
Your interest in the work of
President Bush and his administration is appreciated.Sincerely,
The White House Office of E-Correspondence
- Soler0
Dear Pres Bush,
Is it possible to be against the war and support the troops: or do i actually not exist?
soler
- ********0
mg33, that 'stick of butter' thing is a classic! haa haa
- unfittoprint0
Dear Mr. "president"
Why don't you just fuckin' die?
yours truly,
T.PS - Why don't you just fuckin' die?
- boolean0
Dear Mr. President:
No one likes you, you know. Dude, your dad doesn't even like you.
The only reason people are nice to you is because you're the guy with the hall pass and you're a pushover.
Yours etc.,
Boolean
- StuBru0
I don't know why but that "stick of butter" reminds me of Isaac Hayes aka Chef's 'Chocolate Salty Balls'.
Oh wait... it's in the lyrics, not?