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- WhiteFace0
Looking for a design book for an intern, something similar to 'How to Be a Graphic Designer without Losing Your Soul', but she's French so ideally something without lengthy text? Any ideas?
- Morning_star-2
Things your kids say #2345
On completion of the latest episode of True Detective: Night Country, Morning_star junior remarked...
"It's like a counterfeit Rolex. It may look like True Detective but everyone knows it's not the real thing"
I reluctantly agreed.
- is it quite far removed from the original?Ianbolton
- There are only 2 episodes so far and I may be being completely unfair BUT the characters are lacking intrigue and charisma. The series...Morning_star
- ...is meant to connect in some way to season 1. So far we've seen the spiral graphic several times and the Tuttle name has been mentioned. I will keep...Morning_star
- ...watching but the depths of character we experienced in season 1 and 3 just haven't materialised yet.Morning_star
- I can't watch it, those cheek piercings make me want to vom.i_monk
- I finished season 1 for the second time last night. It's some of the best TV i've ever seen. Expecting that to be topped is expecting a lot.Ianbolton
- SimonFFM2
Are there QBN people living in Portugal? Currently thinking of moving there.
- I think Projectile is still there. Oey is no longer there but can give you info. And last but not least: shapesalad!palimpsest
- thought SS was in UKpango
- @SimonFFM ask me anything you want or you can even ask comparatively to Germany specific things.oey_oey
- I don't know if I can answer all your questions but I will do it gladlyoey_oey
- I will write you an email later so you can write me freely and just ask.oey_oey
- but for the record just let me say this, if you have patience for bureaucracy and if you can afford private health insurance then great choiceoey_oey
- and get used to "it's just 5 minutes" meaning actually half an hour.oey_oey
- I'm here, what do you want to know?dmay
- @dmay: Thinking about the same area of PT that you are in. Questions will come up once I have been there.SimonFFM
- @oey_oey I am not that far with insurances yet. German people aren't on time either, so I don't mind.SimonFFM
- @SimonFFM Ok, glad to helpdmay
- Bruce Henderson, former creative director at Agency.com/ogilvy/et... lives there nowriteshpatel
- Simon, don’t ask me anything. I’ve never been there and don’t know shit.HijoDMaite
- LOL, what a CLINT!palimpsest
- imbecile6
- What is that?monospaced
- for puppy paws... we got one last year to quickly get the salt out of our pup's paws in the winter—big chunks get stuck in her little pads and makes her limp :(PonyBoy
- https://www.amazon.c… compared to time i've spent cleaning paws with a wet towel, this immediately cleaned them so much better.imbecile
- Fascinating and I bet super useful.monospaced
- What else are you using it for?NBQ00
- someone, somewhere, will put their dick in thisGardener
- Imbecile is cleaning his pp...aws with this.NBQ00
- I. Saw hole.
II. Read "NUTBUSTER".
III. Left QBN.
IV. Returned for further inspection.
V. Lol'd.ideaist - i can afford a fleshlight, nbq. don't you worry. much more enjoyable than your motherimbecile
- YES, for puppy paws, but it was never specified on the use! hmmmmmhydro74
- hydro74, it's specified. you just have to read :)imbecile
- LOL @ ideaistutopian
- Maybe i thought Paws was your pet name for your wiener... I call mine Sand Worm of Dune.
hahahydro74 - LOL.. i was thinking QBN all of a sudden became much more transparent about our sexual proclivitiesautoflavour
- Oh my god. I fucking wish I knew about this years ago. Sadly my last dog is about to die, so I won't have use for it in a week or so.garbage
- you can always.... keep it for yourselfpango
- haha, no need. I always take my shoes off when I come inside.garbage
- double purpose?milfhunter
- pockets5
- © update?pockets
- is your backend ported?pockets
- Pornhub malware detected!utopian
- somebody disconnected the fax machinested
- Sted, sshhh. Come on man. We just got the 28.8 modem, what an upgrade.Wordsworth
- https://upload.wikim…pockets
- Wordsworth4
I like using the word Twat. That's it, you twat.
- face_melter2
Diamanda Galás smoking grass, watching Vic and Bob act the arse.
- YakuZoku14
I just found out I'm losing my job in March.
In March I turn 50. Fuck...
What are the cool kids using to find permanent jobs these days?
- Self Employment.BabySnakes
- sorry to hear that manHAL9001
- Fuck, that blows ass!
Sorry to hear Mono.utopian - mono?
oh, sorry to hear. Was it because of AI?NBQ00 - LinkedIn is working pretty well for me. I'm 48.ApeRobot
- Utop is wrong, he was known as molderoOBBTKN
- Very sorry man :(, hope you have luck in job hunting, best!OBBTKN
- happy birthday!
what a bummer,, sorry to hear, but i'm sure there's plenty of other opportunities out there. network.hans_glib - Start a foodtruckmilfhunter
- :-( Sorry to hear. Wish you the best luck finding something that suits you.oey_oey
- but shit news! Stay positive!milfhunter
- If you're in design agency / freelancing world I'd suggest getting out. Get a job with a tech company. Better work/life balance.microkorg
- and feels like more respect for your 'worth' and experience.microkorg
- Sorry to hear that bro.Ramanisky2
- Cunts! Good luck, homeboy.Nairn
- Positives: you have a few months of warning, you’re experienced, etc.
Negatives: Ageism (I'm dealing with it at 40!), competitive market, etc.ideaist - that's shitty, moldy... been there (am there) <3PonyBoy
- thanks fellasYakuZoku
- Indeed. Creative recruiter? Sorry to hear man, that sucksstoplying
- Sterkte. That's tough.skinny_puppy
- Sorry to hear. Chin up. You got the experience the youngsters don't. You'll land something suitable for you. Good luck!Krassy
- I know there's more important things, but get Moldy's name right. Good luck going forward.garbage
- Sorry to hear that. I worry about losing my job all the time. My company had layoffs in November after warning us in January. I was a basket case. Best of luck.CyBrainX
- Ugh. Sorry to hear about this, moldy. Sending you good vibes to help you get out of this quickly.Continuity
- Thanks guys
I love you all!YakuZoku - Keep us posted moldyRamanisky2
- will do! :)YakuZoku
- Uggh, that sucks! Best of luck dude. And echo what everyone else has already said here!lvl_13
- face_melter0
Grimes, eating limes with mimes, wanks a tramp for dimes to fund her war crimes.
- OBBTKN2
Quit smoking (day 16), and quit coffee... Don't need it, now I sleep like a baby, win-win.
Never liked this shit, And I'm not going to miss it, be sure.
On the other hand, I drink everything I get, but for now it's going well ;)
- didnt quit smoking, but on a tolerance break.. 2 week in.. starting to feel normal.. that said my caffeine ingestion has skyrocketed.. 2 coffees & a cokeautoflavour
- and its not even lunchtimeautoflavour
- rzu-rzu13
I'd like a midget chihuahua
- sorry, it's the rum and violin sonatas, please delete this postrzu-rzu
- To the front page with you!skinny_puppy
- Agreed with @skinny_puppy.
Up you go.Continuity - rum and violins, what's not to like?hans_glib
- yeah that is all fair, but a midget chihuahua is a bit too farrzu-rzu
- .Nairn
- #midgetchihuahua ftwmaquito
- since I've made to the front page, I'd like to thank my mom, my midgets, and my chihuahuas, god bless, peace on earth etc.rzu-rzu
- Too far? I think you meant to smallpango
- What's the best Rum out there and is it it you're enjoying?Krassy
- Diplomatico.garbage
- Viva el ron!!OBBTKN
- the best in the shop was Barcelo, apparently it's from Dominicana, and tasted quite nice :)rzu-rzu
- hi there! does anyone know a chihuahua breeder in the area? because we moved to [bumfuck nowhere village] and my daughters chihuahua was pulled into the wallsted
- probably by some rodent, sos sos!sted
- https://pbs.twimg.co…
it was posted 3 days ago, half of the hungarian twitter laughs at these idiots :)sted - @sted Chihuahua in the wall? Now you're talking my language.garbage
- jagara3
When I once in a while have specialty coffee at some enthusiast-run place, I find myself not necessarily enjoying a brew looking like weak tea, with taste notes of flowery beef broth cereal or whatever.
I guess I'm a man of simple tastes, to the point where I just like my coffee to be coffee flavored.
You do you.
- It's it too acidic for you?palimpsest
- No, more the flowery beef broth cereal partjagara
- That's a new flavor profile for me. They rotate baristas often at my local spot. I've noticed that the last two times (same new barista)
...palimpsest - ... had made the coffee highly acidic with an unpleasant mushroom funk aftertaste.
I'll give it another try when they change her.palimpsest - Or maybe it's signs I'm getting old and mushroom flavoured coffee is the latest craze.palimpsest
- And then I went home, made myself a pour over with some higher end medium roast supermarket stuff (Lavazza probably). It tasted great.jagara
- I don’t want to be entertained. I just want what a casual coffee drinker calls a really good cup of coffee.jagara
- Also, those weak tea looking brews. What is that.jagara
- One of my best friends started a coffee business. Went to several Central American countries to meet the farmers and build relations.garbage
- Built a roasting facility, and I think they have 3 locations now. Won some awards. He is absolutely pissed when I'm all "Yeah, I just want a Red Bull".garbage
- Hahaha :)jagara
- maquito4
My grandma, great grandma and great-great grandma, lived +100 years (granny blew 102 candles). It’s a curious fact that my mom uses to brag about and joke with my dad.
The two older ladies were born and lived in La Coruña, Spain. They were poor housewives, mothers of many kids. My grandma, the one who travelled and got married in Uruguay, worked in port customs. She loved eating asado, drinking wine, and even if she was an active woman all her life, she never did any sport, smoked till her 50s, ate whatever shit she wanted, and loved sunbathing.
None were billionaires.
Life might be short, or long; it can be hard, or easy, fun, boring, whatever,; but theres no moneys that’ll make you live any longer, nor here or in any other fucking place in the Universe.
Cheers!
- Good for them (I guess?). But money can help you live longer. I personally wouldn't like to but money can help you.palimpsest
- Of course there are cases where money can't help you but all things being equal money will give you an advantage.palimpsest
- Of course it can help you if your genetics suck or if you decide becoming addicted to K during your 40s.maquito
- ..but in the end we are going to die, even if we try to buy as many minutes of life as our wallet can afford.maquito
- What I tried to convey was the crazy fact of poor people living their lifes till becoming 100 y/o vs rich fucks that might be moving mountains to live longer.maquito
- So money can help you live longer?palimpsest
- I don't think living under 100 years means your genetics suck.palimpsest
- I don't think anyboy was saying that poor people can't live long lives.
It's all about getting hooked on phonics.palimpsest - The question is:
Can money help you live a longer life?
Not DOES but CAN.palimpsest - money is a definition of "fake"rzu-rzu
- think about this: if you do something just for doing that thing vs. when you do it for money, this weird, abstract, all-corrupting layer on top of thingsrzu-rzu
- the more your life is about money, the less your life is .. well.. liferzu-rzu
- Steve jobs_niko
- WAT?palimpsest
- OK, let me reformulate the question:
All things being equal money will give you an advantage in living longer?
Yes
No
Maybepalimpsest - I get your thought @pali, and I agree to certain extent. You can buy healthcare with money, thus, you can acquire a better health with money /maquito
- Perhaps what I meant, and I got tangled with my grandma's tale, is that there are still certain factors that affect health and aging that cannot be modified ../maquito
- That is all I'm saying.palimpsest
- I got what you were saying.
Mine was more a response to space Karen, which I think inspired your post. Wanted to make sure we kept things in their right place.palimpsest - I worked for an oncologic med of a huge big pharma lab, which purpose was, for $25,000 per month, to give 6-month survival to stage 4 prostate cancer patients /maquito
- I think the answer would be maybe. It depends on what you struggle with.maquito
- tks @pali :)maquito
- lol @space karenmaquito
- Tell it like it is.palimpsest
- Just because Space Karen is sucking some sad controller's dick doesn't mean she knows all there is to know about the universe.palimpsest
- It's not the controller that's making these unfounded claims, it's the lady that makes him sandwiches and probably runs an Etsy shop as a side hustle.palimpsest
- I was drunk, still am, but it doesn't change the fact that I was drunkrzu-rzu
- @rzu-rzu
That's my secret, Cap.palimpsest
- Ianbolton3
I'm in a Whatsapp group of old guy friends and 3 of them are brand new dads. They keep posting photos of their kids turds in their potty saying 'i don't get how all this comes out of such a small child'. It's so gross!
- lol, i too remember exclaiming with awed horror / pride the first few times I saw those megaturds pop out, just "whence?!"Nairn
- cherub2
I found a gray hair on my nutsack.
How can life be so cruel?
- pluck before you fuckautoflavour
- Lick it before you kick it, also.ideaist
- pull before your drop a bull.utopian
- ^lol @ commentsYakuZoku
- get rid of the hair, or someone will starejagara
- A Wilde Gray. Go punch your painter.garbage
- I hace been pulling off dozens from my chestmaquito
- Found two in my eyebrow the other day.i_monk
- For every gray hair you pull, two of his friends come to the funeral.bezoar
- That's not how hair worksi_monk
- When I was in college I developed a massive patch of white hair right in front, and on my nape.garbage
- Deadly convinced that some roommate was dying my hair when I slept as a prank. Turns out spending all of your time in studios and darkrooms..garbage
- ..can lead to melanin starvation, ie poliosis. Luckily I figured that out before I threw a wad of gum in the supposed culprit's hair.garbage
- sted0
The next industrial revolution will be forced due to unfavorable/tragic changes in the environment for humanity.
discuss.
- NBQ000
Adolf Hitler must be defeated
- https://i.imgur.com/…YakuZoku
- I think I have seen that telenovelaautoflavour
- https://dailygeeksho…pango