BOSS QUOTES
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- ********
Can't just pick on Clients...
To start:
"But I told them we could do it"
- jox0
"Not so much screek screek ieeek... more spoof spoof blam! Nam sayin?"
My boss a few years back said that while I was doing a sci-fi-ish presentation.
- wendell0
my chief after a upbuilding work trip into denmark two summers past,
'what shall happenn on the tours stays on the tours or i shall it does not go all the way home shall cut you'' we three say him, my chief with large slutt woman probaly had the hands of man.
he was very mad with drinking , red in the ears.so may be he was talking out side of his feather mind
- jox0
That's what I keep saying! There are so many large slutty women in Denmark all over you! Especially red-eared men like your guy, big W
- ********0
"Why can't I e-mail it to you?"
Because we have a network to save things on and it's not polite to e-mail 12mb files when you are TWO FEET AWAY!
- jevad0
"That scrollbar doesn't look like a scrollbar - can you put 'scrollbar' next to it?"
on an IE html page
idiot
- ********0
i used to work at this company..
boss:
well, and the client wants another meeting.
me:
another??
boss:
he wants more modifications and basically a redesign of the whole frontend.
me:
they STILL did not like it? they approved on the 12th comp or so last time. damnit, oh well, but i'd like to ask one thing, how much of the total price is for front-end design?
boss:
we agreed on 500 euros.
me:
sorry, i have to go to the toilet really urgent, brb.
*runs to toilet on complete other side of building whilst firmly pressing hand on mouth*
inside toilet, doors closed:
"MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH...
another former employer told me they are going to file for bankruptcy pretty soon...
- Tyrone0
A few years ago.. one of the reasons I started my own thing
"Make it look like it's comoing of the MOON!!!"
What the fuck does that mean?
- thepod0
"because i'm the boss, and i said so!"
- Hardcore0
"Its only a 10 minute job."
Yeah. Right.
- era4040
boss: i want this html site accessible when people are offline.
me: I want my computer to make me coffee, but they just don't make 'em that way.
boss: why are we paying you?
- reject0
Boss: can you strech the upwards and add some more fonts.
me: well you no it's not a good idea because ..... ...
Boss: just do it anyways
He always wanted these changes the dumb cock mother
- smoothblend0
Client: So if I get frontpage I can do this myself.
Me: Sure..if you want it to look like your fat stupid ass shit on the computer screen
..did not really say that.. i wanted to.
- smoothblend0
sorry that was a client quote..but my boss just told me one..out of the blue
boss: Why can't I see this prodject when i put the CD in. (autorun.ini)
me: b.c. your sticking it in your DVD rom. =/
loser
- unknown0
"dope in the house! you're awesome man.. but one thing, it's not up to par with what my other guys are doing"
*shrug* ):
- stimuli0
"Data mining - that's the future."
Fucking twat.
- stimuli0
"That's the dogs shiny bits."
Fucking twat.
- stimuli0
"Some people make it in this world and some don't."
After refusing to give me a payrise from £8,000 a year because I apparently "didn't work hard enough."
Fucking twat.
- ********0
i hear this every time we get a new client:
"Does he play Golf?"
- ********0
WANKERS!!!!!
- robbob0
8000 a year? Man that boss is an arsehole - give him a boot up the arse for all of us mate
there are so many cowboys and hacks out there it makes me laugh. David Bruntsall round.