Vatican on condoms
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Vatican says condoms don't stop AIDS
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031009/…
I mean they're amazing... they're unbelievable.
- jox0
Clever pope.
- CyBrainX0
What do you expect from a backwards, fundamental superstition-based cult like Catholicism?
- jox0
Nothing, so I'm not surprised. :)
- vespa0
well he's nearly off to meet god anyway. hope his successor will be more in touch with reality.
this is how the south african president gets his ignorant ideas validated I guess.
- ********0
What bothers me is that I don't think they're all that ignorant. It's fear...
- unknown0
I dont so much feel annoyed for these pathetic power hungry scaredytwats but its the millions of blind followers that I cant get to grips with. Now if I could only become leader of all religions I could organise some kind of 'lemming run' or something, that would sort out the over-population related problems, the world would be nice and cuddly and then all the nice ladies could share in my abundance of pure love, I'm kind like that see, my disciples.
- unknown0
The pope used to be a goalkeeper...
...he was very good on crosses.
- ********0
No... I'd make the leaders run off the cliff. Most of these followers are ignorant because they are being lied to - you would think you can trust a church - you can't blame them for that.
- unknown0
"you would think you can trust a church"
hahaha thats a fookin classic!
you would think, wel at least hope that people could think for themselves and realise some kind of spirituality/morality without the need for herding, chanting and prettified tribalism.
- unknown0
like mental slaves except they don't wanna be freed
- unknown0
what people don't understand is that the church is a business and you're the consumer, oh and the church people luv them kids too
- ********0
...yes. And starving africans have access to the internet and media to make up their own minds. They dont have the education you have. They have "leaders" that have banned birth control from their hospitals. Some DONT have a choice.
- mbr0
You've heard Bush eliminated the money for the 'free condoms' are clinics?
Oh, yeah, he's a 'Born Again'.More uplifting news to start the day....smile :-)
- unknown0
imagine a newspaper headline the same as the thread title: "Vatican on Condoms"
Scandal after scandal at the vatican this week as an inside source reveals that over half of the clergy are indeed addicted to smoking condoms, the high achieved is said to increase the desire to masturbate; a cardinal sin. The source had cited that in his eyes this was the most likely cause for the 500% increase in internet usage within the vatican aswell as the larger than ever number of incoming school field trips.
- vespa0
A bizarre development in archeological findings was unearthed during routine repair work in Vatican City, it emerged yesterday.
Previous assumptions of a clay-based foundation to the Holy See's residence were thrown into disarray last night when it became known that the geological base of the Roman area appears to contain vast quantities of prophylactic sediment, raising the theory that the entire city of Rome, has in fact been built on condoms.
The Italians are also worried about the safety of other architectural icons, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Saint Peter's Basilica in Rome, and even the ruins of the Colosseum, the ancient Roman amphitheatre.
Meanwhile Italy's Health Minister Girolamo Sirchia has tried to reassure public opinion that while the government is fully aware of the dangers of possible subsidence, there is no point in being alarmist.
- ********0
† bless you my child
- ********0
I witnessed their blunder first hand throughout Africa. It's horrible!
- pascii0
when i heard this, i thought that it is a joke. for gods sake, do they know what damage they did? there are ppl who take this serious!
- ********0
- ********0
"Condoms on Vatican"
hehehe...