Dear Mr. President...
Dear Mr. President...
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Not so dear Mr. Bush,
Last week during a very urgent public toilet visit (no, I'm not George Michael but do read on), I noticed afterwards that there was no toilet paper. Sh*t, indeed.
Luckily I had a newspaper with me, with a picture of you on the frontpage. I ripped it out and wiped my ass with it. It never felt so good to be stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper.By the way, my good friend Louis Michel says hi and wants to know how's Laura's bush.
Oh yeah, when is your birthday? I hope you will be pleased if I send you a box of pretzels...
Yours truly. So not.