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    take a steak, roll it into a tube, tie together with catgut (twine if you don't have catgut). undress, then bring a chair in front of a mirror. straddle the chair backwards, facing the mirror. now, carefully insert one of your fingers inside the steak. fill the steak-tube with toothpaste, and gently use your other hand to squeeze out the meaty toothpaste on your forehead.

    then deposit the steak on your genitalia, and chant "bozo, bozo, bozo" while flexing all your muscles.

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